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Explain me, SCP 426, to someone who doesn't know about SCPs. But only in character so you can watch their reaction.
The way my smile fades when I open up YouTube comments after watching a video and see a whole bunch of people making sexual comments about the objects/phrases/people in the video despite it being completely off topic and out of nowhere, always some shit I never woulda thought before too.
I opened up a comment section about a lego piece and people were like "that looks like a penis ahhahha" when it was just a tall triangular piece like c'mon.......
WHAT'S EVEN WORSE IS WHEN THERE'S A SEXUAL INNUENDO IN THE VIDEO AND I DON'T GET IT like please I swear I'm an adult
The way my smile fades when I open up YouTube comments after watching a video and see a whole bunch of people making sexual comments about the objects/phrases/people in the video despite it being completely off topic and out of nowhere, always some shit I never woulda thought before too.
I opened up a comment section about a lego piece and people were like "that looks like a penis ahhahha" when it was just a tall triangular piece like c'mon.......


THIS COULDVE BEEN CUTER WITH WRENCH AND MARCUS BUT AIDEN AND JORDI WOULD BE MORE FUNNIER IM SORRY
βYou young vampires will never understand how good you have it these days. Back in my day, we had to drink blood with radium and asbestos in it, and we liked it.β βOkay, grandpa.β βI mean, we glowed in the dark for WEEKS after that, and we never complained.β βOkay, grandpa.β
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Deleting Twitter taught me that a lot of things I find serious really aren't that big of a deal in the long run lmfao.
What fixed my attitude after twitter was thinking one thing before I spoke:
Would I get bitch slapped if I said this?
If the answer is "They'd shoot me" then it's probably not a good thing to say.
Deleting Twitter taught me that a lot of things I find serious really aren't that big of a deal in the long run lmfao.
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they hate each other.
Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"