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five’s a crowd [ the beatles x reader ] part one

summary: You’re two seconds away from strangling John, three from a total breakdown over midterms. Paul won’t stop using up all the hot water in the mornings and George is determined to beat him there one way or another, godammit. Ringo doesn’t deserve this clusterfuck. And you all live together in a shitty, shitty apartment. 

prompt: not really, but egged on by this post from @weall-love-ina-yellow-submarine​ warnings: this is pure crack. no plot. just something that i birthed out at one am aka prime kal writing time. queen reference if you squint

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so… this is gonna be a crack series. modern college au. y’all live together bc why the fuck not. 

“FUCKING MCCARTNEY!”

The shout echoes through the apartment and immediately gives you a migraine. You groan and press your forehead to the paragraph you’ve been trying and failing to read for the past ten minutes. John sips his tea, not even looking up from his phone.

Bare feet sound on the floor, louder and louder (Jurassic Park, your brain supplies wildly) until George bursts into the kitchen pissed, wet, and arse-naked save for a tiny towel around his waist.

“Where the fuck is he?” George seethes, practically vibrating where he stands. You make eye contact with him, look down, and then try to look anywhere but.

“Uh.”

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