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HANNAH ROSE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR
god they made their own cakes i love that so much a ridiculous amount
and it’s still hot but they’re icing it anyway that is a universal experience
holy shit wait ok i changed my mind it's cooler if bedwars is like. some fucked up fae tournament. they take ordinary people and pit them against each other for their entertainment. do well enough and you might earn your freedom, but nobody ever leaves entirely human
techno managed to get out years ago and eventually the curse changed him from an ordinary man to a full piglin. he wasn't all too excited about it at first, but he changed his mind when he saw how terrified his enemies always were. turns out gaining 3 feet and growing massive tusks did wonders for intimidation. it still stung the first time tommy had called him a monster though, even if it was just a joke. he's made sure not to do it since
when purpled managed to drag himself out of that hellhole it was with two long antennae and large black eyes. punz was... worried at first, what older sibling wouldn't be if their little brother had gone away for a tournament and come back with purple scales on their face and teeth far sharper than a human's? but purpled himself took to it like a fish to water. his ufo was built as a tourist attraction to capitalize on his reputation as the 'alien boy' mercenary. brand was everything here, it seemed
hannah was ecstatic about the change. her newly grown wings took her far higher than she could have dreamed and they weren't bad for pvp either. they were shaped for agility and speed, and no one short of the very best could keep up with her when she got serious. she still sparred with punz often though, he was a welcome challenge on the server and a good fighter. the vines that overtook her wings when the egg managed to get in her head were heavy. they weighed her down chained to the earth and it felt like those days in the tournament again. falling endlessly only to wake up gasping for air. she hates the feeling more than she'll ever say. it takes her a while after the bloodvines have retreated to even try flying again
The red banquet was actually really funny when you think about it. Cuz it was just like ah but we have our own surprise.
Eggpire: we're going to kill you
Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have weapons in this here chest
Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise we have a traitor on our side
Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have bombs
Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise the egg is resistant to bombs
Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we can smite the egg with lighting
Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise the egg is to powerful for your puny lighting and we're executing you
Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have the three most powerful people on the server on our side and an angry sheep lady
Eggpire: well sh*t.
Meanwhile Ranboo watching this whole thing from the rafters: *insert random endermen sounds that probably mean something*
i swear every 16th the stakes are raised
happy pride month!! friendly reminder that ctinarose in gay love <3
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