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Every Hatchetfield song explained badly in ten words or less
spoilers and also this is only the main trilogy not nightmare time.
The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Yeah, he didn't like musicals
La Dee Dah Dah Day - "the dogs are my meal"
What Do You Want, Paul? - "please god have an I want song"
Cup of Roasted Coffee - If I had to sing working retail I'd kill someone
Cup of Poisoned Coffee - oh hey, they killed someone
Show Me Your Hands - this is what cops think 24/7
You Tied up My Heart - gaslight, gatekeep, girl bossing your way to mariticide
Join Us (And Die) - Guts Magee and Brainiac explain why you should KYS
Not Your Seed - "it's your fault your daughter is dead bitch"
Show Stoppin Number - He had a point but like no
America Is Great Again - you know what it's a joke about
Let Him Come - they know he's the main character
Let It Out - Is it an identify crisis or possession
Inevitable - a beautifully haunting ending
Tickle-Me Wiggly Jingle - what the actual fuck is this?
What Tim Wants - what can I say, it's sad
Califor.M.I.A. - they really want you to bond with these characters
What Do You Say? - everyone is too invested in these twos relationship
Our Doors Are Open - "shopping will fill the hole in your heart"
Feast Or Famine - this is real footage when the new iPhone comes out
Monsters and Men - He's fucking back!
Deck The Halls - we got a full working boys, we could get this
Take Me Back - I'll be real I skipped this one on rewatch
Adore Me - haunting when you don't say the shit part
Do You Want To Play? - a reversal of who you're told to trust
Made In America - we let him in via consumerism, amazing capitalism critique
Black Friday - me singing a musical as I'm being choked out
Monsters and Men (Reprise) - This guy is so cool
If I Fail You - "are we the baddies?"
Wiggle - Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle
What If Tomorrow Comes? - So she is seeing the other Hatchetfields right?
High School Is Killing Me - they really spoil the people who die first song huh?
Literal Monster - shove yourself in your locker
Cool As I Think I Am - you think you're cooler then you think you are
Dirty Girl - makes me genuinely uncomfortable, skip it
Bully The Bully - interesting plan, let's see how It plays out
Bury The Bully - oh... that got dark fast
Go Go Nighthawks! - everyone is happier now that this bitch is gone
Nerdy Prudes Must Die - to be fair, you did kill him
Hatchet Town - mass panic is so hip
Just For Once - we all though the light was gonna fall on her
If I Loved You - they are in so much denial
The Summoning - Wiggly want you to kill your crush
Cool As I Think I Am (Reprise) - really tragic, trying to convince the other to sacrifice them
The Best Of You - I'm so glad it didn't end with everyone dead again
Dirty Dudes Must Die - When you give a Christian a little dark magic
hatchet verse theory: the senses
spoilers for nightmare time and the mainline plays
Okay, let’s fucking go, I think that the lords in black correlate to the 5 main human senses
disclaimer: I have no idea if someone has made this theory before and it still needs some work
Nibbly: Nibbly is very obvious, Nibbly is taste. Being the LiB’s glutton he eats people alive and has a giant lollipop in NPMD.
Blinky: Blinky is also obvious, Blinky is sight. Blinky’s entire thing is watching. His shit in Watcherworld is all about getting an entertaining show. Also in NPMD he has a phone likely referencing the all seeing nature of social media as referenced in Watcherworld
Pokey: Pokey is just a little harder to place, however Pokey is hearing, he started the musical apocalypse.
Wiggly: this one is a fucking stretch but I think Wiggly is touch because of the constant references of his squishy belly and soft fur
Tinky: the problem child, I have no clue how Tinky could connect to the last remaining sense of smell
if you have any additional things to mention please say them, this theory is hardly on its legs here and I need to either build it up or knock it the hell over.
Finally got to watch Workin’ Boys, spoilers
What the actual fuck?
Grace gets one more universe where she gets blood thirsty in the name of god (or gods in the case of NPMD)
Ted dies again, Ted dies in every universe so… yeah I’m not shocked
so, that was the most gory of the shows (visually at least, nightmare time does some real shit, especially Perky’s Buds) and it genuinely shocked me how much blood there was
I think Higgins is the person (other than Becky) who has killed people in the most universes
Zoey being the star makes so much sense, also it turning into Workin’ Girls AGAIN is so fuking funny
I wasn’t expecting it to be Meta, I really thought it was just gonna be the show
Zoey’s reprise of show stopping number was genuinely great, I loved it
overall, it was nice
me: *vomits a lot of blue liquid* me: oh that’s from the 5 bottle of blue poweraid I drank
also me: ha ha, The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals reference
I thought this was some bizarre reference to the Portland Polycule before I read the tags I rewatched it yesterday, how did I not get this until I read the tags?
you're giggling,,, the gay polycule is getting struck by lightning and you're giggling,,,
cool, now you only have 2 musicals 12 nightmare time stories and 1 short film left before you’re done (you may finish the series but you will never be done, you are one of us now)
Finally watched The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals and now I'm mentally ill...no one touch me
I’ll be real, that kinda just how adjacent small towns are sometimes
I need to know the story as to why the residents of Hatchetfield hate Clivesdale so much. Is it a rivalry? Was it a specific event that caused the hatred? Is there any reason for it at all? No one knows
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Every Hatchetfield song explained badly in ten words or less
spoilers and also this is only the main trilogy not nightmare time.
The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Yeah, he didn't like musicals
La Dee Dah Dah Day - "the dogs are my meal"
What Do You Want, Paul? - "please god have an I want song"
Cup of Roasted Coffee - If I had to sing working retail I'd kill someone
Cup of Poisoned Coffee - oh hey, they killed someone
Show Me Your Hands - this is what cops think 24/7
You Tied up My Heart - gaslight, gatekeep, girl bossing your way to mariticide
Join Us (And Die) - Guts Magee and Brainiac explain why you should KYS
Not Your Seed - "it's your fault your daughter is dead bitch"
Show Stoppin Number - He had a point but like no
America Is Great Again - you know what it's a joke about
Let Him Come - they know he's the main character
Let It Out - Is it an identify crisis or possession
Inevitable - a beautifully haunting ending
Tickle-Me Wiggly Jingle - what the actual fuck is this?
What Tim Wants - what can I say, it's sad
Califor.M.I.A. - they really want you to bond with these characters
What Do You Say? - everyone is too invested in these twos relationship
Our Doors Are Open - "shopping will fill the hole in your heart"
Feast Or Famine - this is real footage when the new iPhone comes out
Monsters and Men - He's fucking back!
Deck The Halls - we got a full working boys, we could get this
Take Me Back - I'll be real I skipped this one on rewatch
Adore Me - haunting when you don't say the shit part
Do You Want To Play? - a reversal of who you're told to trust
Made In America - we let him in via consumerism, amazing capitalism critique
Black Friday - me singing a musical as I'm being choked out
Monsters and Men (Reprise) - This guy is so cool
If I Fail You - "are we the baddies?"
Wiggle - Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle
What If Tomorrow Comes? - So she is seeing the other Hatchetfields right?
High School Is Killing Me - they really spoil the people who die first song huh?
Literal Monster - shove yourself in your locker
Cool As I Think I Am - you think you're cooler then you think you are
Dirty Girl - makes me genuinely uncomfortable, skip it
Bully The Bully - interesting plan, let's see how It plays out
Bury The Bully - oh... that got dark fast
Go Go Nighthawks! - everyone is happier now that this bitch is gone
Nerdy Prudes Must Die - to be fair, you did kill him
Hatchet Town - mass panic is so hip
Just For Once - we all though the light was gonna fall on her
If I Loved You - they are in so much denial
The Summoning - Wiggly want you to kill your crush
Cool As I Think I Am (Reprise) - really tragic, trying to convince the other to sacrifice them
The Best Of You - I'm so glad it didn't end with everyone dead again
Dirty Dudes Must Die - When you give a Christian a little dark magic
You know a lot more hatchetfield animatics have been coming out recently and that’s epic