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Come to maryland please please please please please come to maryland and send me your location please ill tell everyone not to shoot you please we have crab

what kind of crab

Remember to stay safe on friday the 13th everyone don’t let any ghosts suck your

Cock I’m John f kennedy President

The cat has S P O K E N

cat message in 3 2 1

Hello here is my beautiful son. My husband got him for me, as an early anniversary present. I love him very much. Here he is, and his birth certificate :D