He Was Literally So Confident - Tumblr Posts

I can't explain how incredibly funny I find that Spanish cheese merchant scene from Forsaken. Haytham strolls into a mansion with a stolen brick of cheese all confident in his plan just because he speaks Spanish fluently, but then he gets busted at the door by the first person he talks to and has to lie that he's actually Italian and somehow it works until he speaks again and immediately gets clocked as an Englishman by his target who also recognizes the cheese Haytham stole bc Haytham was wholly unprepared and unable to sell his act (man knows nothing about cheese) and just trying to bullshit his way through this mission, like if this isn't proof enough that he's 100% Edward's son idk what is