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PTU Adventure! Highlights! #1

*is surrounded by army of Bidoofs*

Alexander: "This is not an ideal situation... for you. But I'm feeling merciful so I will give you a chance. Move or you will be removed from my path."

*fails intimidation roll*

*Bidoof Leader cooes over cute trainer and orders attack*

*Alexander and Lancelot the Farfetch'd destroy said army in one turn*

*Bidoof Leader retreats*

Bidoof Leader: "FOOLISH HUMAN WE'LL BUILD A DAMM TO HOLD YOUR BLOOD IN OUR EMPIRE"

Alexander, not understanding pokespeech: "What a cutie, he even had a little scar. Hope he grows stronger."