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what happened with ao3?? I see people suddenly hating on it???
Girly the way I—
guys i’m fucking pregnant by him, meet my children’s da- father. we have triplets.
THIS
Ok ok, i have no idea what this movie is
And I am not Italian
But as a Maltese child, if you wanted to watch cartoons and you didn't have cable it's gonna be Italian
So let me attempt to translate-
Feel free to correct me if I get stuff wrong
I can deduce that it's like home alone but Italian
Basically these guys are trying to steal stuff from the hotel goers
The kid answers and they're like
"hi can we come in?"
And the kid goes
"my parents aren't here"
"but we're the cleaners"
The kid says something I don't understand and closes the door
Next they try to pretend to be a girl
The kid basically tells them to go away bcus he's watching dragon ball
And then that-
TL:DR home alone but make it Italian
Had a thought and had to make it a reality
DIABOLICAL
He’s so daddy he looks like a Lana Del Rey song.
pls dont take this so seriously im fine these r just some thoughts
love is such a crazy thing for people.. like when you love someone so much (platonic or not) you find yourself sacrificing your own happiness to make them feel more fulfilled.
not saying that it should be to a toxic extent were you yourself are constantly hurting (i should take my own advice)
but its such a crazy thing to me (and extremely beautiful) how bascially everyone is self centered but when it comes to people we love truly, we put our trust wants and needs second.
My dad is making me read American Gods… So like, what’s it about? The copy of the book we have has no dust jacket, therefore, no summary.
It's about three American Dogs who have to travel home from California to Maine. It's a long journey, but they face down a bear and several other dangers, including dogcatchers.