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Ante, 9

You call my takes questionable, but you are one of the biggest degenerates (pos) I know irl.

Everyone, meet mom. She'll shower you with alcohol and dotes on you like a sweet heart and every experience she joins in will immediately become 10 times worse but in the most fun way.

I'll start with the sappy shit for her and her only: when I first moved I was very unsure of whether I was gonna have any friends at all. But then I met her and from the first 10-20 minutes of us talking, I immediately knew that it was gonna be okay, and that I was worried for nothing. And that has proven to be true. Her house is the one Cass, Lilibet and I all meet up at, and the one I laugh the hardest at. And that is a thing to treasure.

Also she's like "uwu Noel says he'd kill for me and that is so sweet" BITCH!! THERE'S A REASON FOR THAT!!

Anyway if Cass is extremely fun to see get passionate, Rei is 10 times that. She is also extremely passionate and extremely stressed, but she has so many thought and she WILL express all of them, and that is always fun. It is never not fun.

Back to the thing I said about experiences with her automatically becoming worse: I don't know if we're like a chemical reaction waiting to happen, but if she's either a) on her own or b) with me, whatever is happening will become a wattpad story draft, like I shit you know. So many story times of us together are comedy slice of life worthy. We almost missed our flight cuz she shoved her... personal possessions in my bag to be allowed through TSA. We stayed up until 4 am watching yaoi. We watched creepy pasta AMVs together. We made it a family tradition to watch bad soap operas together. There is never a quiet moment.

Anyway, bullying her is extremely fun. But only when I do it. If I catch any of you bitches bullying her, it is on sight.

Also her biggest red flag is that she likes Neon Genesis Evangelion and trap music. Pick a struggle.