Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Impulse, confused and exasperated: Mumbo, how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan?
Mumbo: Politely
Life Series/Hermits (+Skizz) Incorrect Quotes
Grian: Apparently, it was Rude™ of me to pitch in my two cents on a conversation I happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them.
Grian: On an unrelated note, I am no longer allowed in the ceiling vents.
Impulse: Go on, give Skizz a compliment. Gem: How do you expect me to do that? Pearl: Just say something that you wish someone would say to you. Gem: Uhh… You are now unbanned from Free Ham Sandwich Day! Skizz, sobbing: Nobody’s ever said that to me before!
Scar: I said ‘No’ to drugs, but they wouldn’t listen.
Skizz: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Pearl: Killed without hesitation.
Bdubs: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Cleo: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Bdubs: I said within reason, Cleo. How about I murder that guy? Cleo: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Bdubs: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
Skizz: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something. Impulse, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?
I couldn't help myself
OP by @incorrecthermitquotes
Things me and my friends have said as Hermitcraft
Tango: Guys, don't touch Impulse's hand, it's actually my dick
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Bdubs: I'm going to sleep, I gonna dream of you dying
Keralis: I love you
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Cleo: I don't think we're skilled enough to make porn together
Joe: I was in a musical once, that's basically the same thing
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Gem: I'm gonna steal Impulse's skin
Pearl: I already called dibs
Gem: Dammit
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Keralis: Why do axolotls look so traumatised
Xisuma: They've seen God
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Grian: You can't just date my imaginary therapist
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Mumbo: The unknowable future isn't so unknowable if you know there's a 1 in 12 chance of salmonella
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Gem: Name an animal named after an Australian state
Pearl: PLOVER
"Village burning down"
Gem: Did you do some dumb sh#t
Pearl: Hell, yeah
Gem: Did you get us both in trouble
Pearl: Hell, yeah
Gem: Am I still gonna help ya cause you my best friend
Pearl: Fu#k Yeah!
So I had more, but the Tumblr limit made me make another part to this shit.
Now, onto part 2
