He's Such An Asshole Lmao - Tumblr Posts

                Didi's    happiness    seems    to    be    contagious,    a    small    smile    spreading    across    his    lips.    Muscular    arms    fold    across    his    chest    as    he    watches    her    a    moment.    They    fall    as    he    turns    to    move    out    of    the    kitchen.

                "    Ortolan.    "    He    says,    only    half    joking.    "    I'll    get    the    Gucci    scarves.    "

                It    takes    him    only    a    few    moments    to    dress    before    he    returns,    a    simple    outfit    though    if    you    were    to    look    at    the    tags,    it    might    be    more    than    four    months    salary    for    the    average    Joe    Schmo.    He    takes    pride    in    that.    Keys    are    whisked    off    the    counter,    phone    and    wallet    placed    in    pocket    as    he    looks    at    her.

                "    Whatever    you    wanna    make    me,    baby.    I'll    be    happy    with    it.    "    A    hand    waves    her    on.    "    C'mon,    where    we    goin'    ??    "  

It's a good question; why do it when he could just pay for it? Didi followed a similar logic when it came to everything else— she treated tossing other people's money around to get what she wanted like it was a sport and she was going for the gold.

But cooking was different. And honestly, she thinks everyone should be asking her to do it more often. She's never calmer than when she was cooking. There was something about methodically chopping and slicing and juggling a few cook times at once that was oddly soothing.

So soothing in fact that she doesn't even attempt to throw anything at his head when he looks slightly peeved.

There's still that slight bounce in her step when he does come out, Didi all smiles for once. "Do you like anything in particular? I can cook anything." That's a gross exaggeration, but she's feeling confident. "Or! Or— I could surprise you."