Hey Autism Its Me Again - Tumblr Posts
house is like "kiss me no balls" and wilson is like "we are in a committed relationship."
getting withdrawal symptoms from not being able to watch house m.d. rn
wilson… save me, wilson… wilson, save me
getting withdrawal symptoms from not being able to watch house m.d. rn

@be-not-afraid-wilson @coop-of-coffee
you two are my new best friends.
getting withdrawal symptoms from not being able to watch house m.d. rn
successfully made my friend watch house md. they WILL enjoy it wether they want to or not.
i find it funny how i will REFUSE to talk irl because i just find talking uncomfortable. like if we talk about something i love ill talk a lot, but ill be quiet. BUT THE SECOND I CAN *TEXT* YOU?? I WILL NOT SHUT UP. I WILL SEND YOU TWENT MESSAGES RANTING ABOUT HOUSE MD AND I WILL NOT STOP.
IT HAS BEEN FINISHED
someone (/myself?) should write a fic where the ducklings try to set house and wilson up on a date because they get tired of their tension and/or house’s patheticness (/pos), but house and wilson are actually dating or married the entire time without them knowing
im limping so i’ve decided to be house. i don’t think you understand, im literally him.
best art work: part 2

i think this is my best work yet

every day my friends see more and more just how fucking weird i am
like yesterday i literally yelled about something i really enjoy
the last time any of my friends have heard me be even a tiny bit loud was when i yelled “A SEX SCENE???” at 8am in the cafeteria.
my friend literally had to deal with me ranting about HOUSE for like a half hour. they dont even watch house a whole lot
and two friends listened to me yell about stardew valley
i am coming out of my shell and they’re going to have to deal with it because im not going anywhere (thats a lie if anybody even seems a tiny bit annoyed i will stfu and distance myself to not become a burden)