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i resent the dominance of The Car in america but also love that access to cars allows for a really fun fresh and exciting emotion called “being insane alone in your car”
no! they’re not symptoms of depression
they’re
well well well, if it isn’t the actions of my own consequences
“you’re so resilient!“
thanks! my options were that or dead
there are officially 8 billion people on this godforsaken earth
click here for the article
“hey, the facial reconstruction of this roman emperor just looks like some italian guy“ well buddy i have great news about where rome is
how do i know i exist?
simple, if i was a simulation my actions would be governed with a modicum of common sense and logic and let me tell you friend they are Not
me: wow i wonder what will happen if i set this thing on fire
me: *sets the thing on fire*
thing: *is on fire*
me: incredible
i’m telling you guys, molotov cocktails really work. any time i have a problem, i throw a molotov, and boom! right away i have a different problem