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Could you maybe do Hobie x ftm!reader who got his period and has really bad cramps/is sick on his period??
I kinda have ideas for this too!! Hobie and reader were cuddled up on the couch in Hobie's canal boat, and they fall asleep. But, at ass o'clock in the morning, Hobie wakes up for whatever reason— but reader is gone. Then Hobie goes to look for him and finds him in the bathroom getting sick :(( Hobie helps him clean up and just comforts him for a while idk anymore?? Probably just a bunch of fluff from there on
P.S this is from the same anon who made the other hobie req:3 (I loved it btw thank youu🫶)
Soooo... I know it's been.. a while but here it is... I kinda hate it but it's been too long again. Been really stressed, i hope i will better myself. But thank you for requesting!!!
Period Pains
Hobie x ftm!reader

It had been a long day for both Y/N and Hobie, being Spiderman wasn't easy and working a stressful 9-5 shift, with some of the rudest customers at some shitty fast food chain also wasn't the greatest thrill in life. But luckily every shitty day comes to an end and that meant the greatest ever cuddle time at Hobie's boat. It was definitely the best time of the day, and the boat added some extra special feeling to it. It was better then coming home to a small apartment that cost way too much with little room the decorate. The small waves hitting the boat, softly swaying it left and right was also a massive bonus, but ultimately the best part was it's owner, who is currently occupied with cuddling his lover on the couch.
A long day always ended like this. No talking, no TV, just them holding each other softly, letting go of all the stress. The swaying of the boat slowly coaxed them down the road of slumber.
It was a peacful night until Hobie's boyfriend-instincts awoke him from the amazing dream he had. Confused, Hobie looked around, hands reaching everywhere to feel for Y/N, until he noticed light in the bathroom, and after fully shaking of his sleep, he also heard the unmistakable sound of sobbing. He quickly made his way to the bathroom, before knocking on the door and slowly entering. Y/N looked up to him, tears in his eyes, hunched over the toilet, shaking from pain caused by, what he only could assume was his period.
Periods were always the worst for Y/N not only because it was a reminder that he was born in the wrong body, but they were also extremely painful, debilitating, so severe that he had to spend most of his time in the bathroom, drowning in pain medication and hot-water bottles.
Thankfully Y/N could count on Hobie to be by his side the entire time, hardly ever leaving his boat, sometimes even neglecting his spider-man duties to make sure his Lover was taken care of. No matter how small of an ask Hobie would be there, be it cooking lunch and delivering it to Y/N in the bathroom or holding him when the cramps were just a bit too much.
Hobie immediately knelt down next to him, rubbing his back in an attempt to comfort him
"You want me to get you something, love?" Hobie asked, voice soft as to not cause a headache too.
Y/N could only shake his head, the pain too immense to even try to talk and his throat hoars from throwing up.
It wasn't uncommon for them to spent hours in the bathroom whenever Y/N's period hit, no, it's quite obvious that both of them wouldn't get to sleep anytime soon, and while Y/N often felt bad for making Hobie stay up and take care of him, his boyfriend was always quick to reassure him that it's not a chore, and he would rather be by his side when he's suffering and try to reduce the pain. After all, Y/N would do the same, he already spends hours upon hours flicking him together after Spider-man had a rough fight
Hobie stayed there right next to his boyfriend and while he could hardly do anything to relive the pain, the comfortinghand on Y/N back did more than enough. Hours passed, by now the sun was up, and luckily the pain subsided, but it left Y/N drained of any energy, even breathing was hard, after all, he just spend the whole night throwing up and crying, not to mention the pain coursing through his body.
Hobie slowly brought his arms around Y/N lifted hin up and slwoly carried him to the couch to finally rest. After laying him down, Hobie gathered the blanket that laid on the floor, before slowly laying down next to his boyfriend and covering both of them with the blanket.

I kinda have been really hating my life for a while, it's just stress with family and school, i don't really have much time for writing rn, but i hope I'll manage
-Alphabet headcanons-
;Hobie Brown
Hobie Brown x any gender reader
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The post’s style is edited, it’s otherwise the same (^з^)-☆
Warnings: swearing (like one word)





-‘A’ is for AFFECTION (how affectionate are they?)
Hobie’s an affectionate guy. His love language is definitely physical touch and acts of service in my opinion. He always has an arm wrapped around you or he’s holding your hand. No matter what it is, he’s always in physical contact with you in some way even if it’s small. He’ll also make sure you’re always alright and he’s definitely played some of your favourite songs for you on his guitar to show how much he cares for you.
-‘B’ is for BESTFRIEND (what are they like as a bestfriend?)
If I had to choose one word on how it is to be Hobie’s friend, it’d be chaotic. He definitely cares for you, but he’s always up to something dumb. No matter what you’re up to, he can be your partner in crime. Wanna steal something from a large company? He’s there. Wanna go to a concert? He’ll be there with you. Or wanna go into the city and support small businesses? He’s definitely there with you.
-‘C’ is for CUDDLES (how and do they like to cuddle?)
Hobie honestly loves cuddles. It doesn’t matter to him if he’s the big spoon or the little spoon. Just cuddle with him. Surprisingly tho, he doesn’t like cuddling in public tho. He likes cuddling in private because he finds it relaxing in his chaotic life. Hobie likes chaos but a moment of peace every now and then is like heaven to him.
-‘D’ is for DOMESTIC (if they settle down, how will they help?)
Hobie does the house work, sometimes. He’ll help you around the house but he ends up leaving his clothes and other punk items around the place. Hobie also can’t cook for his life honestly. So if neither of you can cook, you two aren’t gonna be doing too good. He probably does some house work while listening to loud music that makes the neighbours hate him, honestly.
-‘E’ is for ENDING (how would the break up go?)
It would definitely happen face to face. Hobie thinks breaking up over text or call is just plain rude. He would be pretty straight forward about it, so he wouldn’t beat around the bush with you about wanting to break up.
-‘F’ is for FIANCÉ (how do they feel about marriage)
Hobie wouldn’t wanna get married. He doesn’t believe in commitment and getting married would kinda contradict what he always says. But Hobie definitely wouldn’t go sleeping around with other people, he likes you enough to kind of stay ‘committed’ to you. Hobie doesn’t like to admit it but he’s definitely committed to you, but he’ll never admit that.
-‘G’ is for GENTLE (how gentle are they?)
He is genuinely a nice and gentle guy even tho he’s a punk. He always makes sure he doesn’t overstep your boundaries. He’ll try to get you out of your comfort zone from time to time but he’ll never be too pushy with things. If you ever want to try something different or new, you best bet that Hobie will be there to support you and help you with it.
-‘H’ is for HUGS (do they like hugs?)
Yes. Hobie loves hugs. He’s a huge sucker for physical touch. So expect hugs from him, along with other kinds of physical affection too.
-‘I’ is for I LOVE YOU (when do they say I love you for the first time?)
Hobie probably said ‘I love you’ for the first time when you two were just hanging out together at his flat. He was tuning his guitar and the words kind of just came out.
-‘J’ is for JEALOUSY (do they get easily jealous? And if they do, what will they do?)
Hobie doesn’t get easily jealous, but on the very very rare occasions that he does. He’ll put his hand on your waist or put an arm around your shoulder while glaring at the person very intently. Hobie also has a resting bitch face so it’s easy to intimidate someone when he wants to, with his height also coming into play.
-‘K’ is for KISSES (how often do they like to get or give kisses, and where?)
Hobie gives kisses a lot, and he loves receiving them along with giving them. His absolute favourite spot to kiss you is on your forehead, it’s an easy spot to kiss in his opinion. Hobie’s favourite spot to be kissed is on his lips, it could be a quick and sweet kiss or a long and passionate one. He’ll definitely love it.
-‘L’ is for LITTLE ONES (how are they with kids?)
He’s great with kids. Kids usually stare at him since his style is so different and new to them. If a kid asks to touch a piercing that’s on his face or wants to touch his spiky jacket, he’ll pretty much always accept. Hobie’s always gentle with kids and they’re just naturally drawn to him.
-‘M’ is for MORNINGS (how are mornings with them?)
Hobie hates waking up early, he tries to hold off getting out of bed for as long as he can. He’s super groggy for the first ten minutes of him being out bed, but after that he’s back to being himself.
-‘N’ is for NIGHTS (how are nights with them?)
Hobie definitely has a whole hair routine. He uses all the essential oils and hair products, you can’t change my mind. He also definitely cares about his hair more than he’s willing to admit. He also 100% wears a bonnet when he goes to sleep, can’t change my mind. But other than that, it’s all pretty chill with the occasional shower before going to bed (he doesn’t shower every day, sorry to admit it)
-‘O’ is for OPEN (how open are they about themselves?)
Hobie’s not secretive but he also isn’t the most open person to strangers. But once he gets more comfortable with you he’s definitely one of the most open people ever, like he’ll say whatever comes to mind. Even if it’s the dumbest thing ever.
-‘P’ is for PATIENCE (how patient are they with you?)
Hobie is super patient with you. Don’t wanna talk about it? It’s alright, he’ll be there to keep you company in silence. Just wanna be alone? He’ll let you be and he’ll go so something else like play his guitar or do patch some of his clothes. He’s the most patient guy ever, seriously.
-‘Q’ is for QUIZZES (how much do they remember about you?)
Like any good British punk, he remembers what he can. Hobie’s memory isn’t the best but it’s still really good. He does try to remember as much as he can, which is actually a lot. I can’t guarantee that he remembers every tiny detail, but he still remembers a lot.
-‘R’ is for REMEMBER (what’s their favourite moment in the relationship?)
Hobie’s favourite moment in y’all’s relationship was probably when you two went to a concert of one of his all time favourite bands. You wore punk clothes together and just had loads of fun at the concert.
-‘S’ is for SECURITY (how protective are they?)
Like with the jealousy one, Hobie isn’t that protective. As long as some creep doesn’t try to come and harass you, he’s otherwise pretty chill.
-‘T’ is for TRY (how much effort are they putting into the relationship, dates and ect?)
He doesn’t try too hard, but he’ll give you the occasional gift. (that’s totally not stolen) And if Hobie is feeling extra nice he’ll even go to some small business and buy something from there he’ll give to you in your anniversary or Valentine’s Day.
-‘U’ is for UGLY (what’s a bad habit of theirs?)
Since his universe is set in the 1960’s. His bad habit is probably smoking. Smoking was pretty common in the 1960’s so he probably does it too. Tho, Hobie does steal the cigarettes from stores. No way he pays for them. (except if it’s from a small business)
-‘V’ is for VANITY (how insecure are they?)
Hobie being insecure? Not a thing. The last thing he’ll ever be is insecure. He’s always super confident in himself and the things he does. Hobie isn’t one of those people who are over confident, but he’s the perfect mix of it.
-‘W’ is for WHOLE (do they feel whole without you?)
Hobie wouldn’t be incomplete without you, but he’d probably miss you depending on how much he cares for you and how close the two of you were.
-‘X’ is for XTRA (extra headcanon about them)
He’s definitely written songs about you, and he also plays them to you when you two hang out. If Hobie let you put a sticker on his guitar, that means he definitely cares about you. He sometimes leaves his things at your place as an ‘accident’ so he can come over to your place to see you and get it back.
-‘Y’ is for YUCK (what can they not stand?)
Hobie doesn’t like it when people disrespect other people’s styles, life styles or something else about someone. Tho, it does matter if that person is an absolute asshole.
-‘Z’ is for ZLEEP (how is to sleep with them?)
Except a heather hugging you while you two sleep. Hobie is a literal heather, so summers are not really an ideal time to cuddle with him while you sleep. Hobie is all over the place while he sleeps. He’s also big on cuddling while sleeping. So if it’s summer then you better expect to feel overheated while sleeping and cuddling with Hobie.

HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH :)
Hello!! I’m here to ask for a Drabble with Hobie!! How do you think Hobie would react to male reader having a complete different aesthetic from Punk?
Any aesthetic would do, you can completely choose from your liking!
And may I be ⭐️ anon? Thank you!
-Opposites attract-
;Hobie Brown
Hobie Brown x Male reader
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I got so happy and giggly when I got this request since this is like the first request I got and it made me so happy lol. And ofc you can be ⭐️ anon! I went with a more pastel and softer coloured style direction with reader so I hope you won’t mind that :)
Edit: I changed the picture a bit lol
Warnings: none





Ever hear that opposites attract? Well, in this case it’s true. No one ever thought that the anarchist punk would end up with a pastel outfit coloured boy, who was just always in a bubbly mood somehow.
As Hobie and you started to hang out and became better friends, Hobie started to notice things that weren’t his appearing on his clothes. He would find his vests, shirts and boots now having a few cute stickers after every hang out you two had. It did always mange to sneak a cheeky smile on his face when he finds these cute little stickers on his clothing.
Hobie absolutely loved the fact that you didn’t dress like the average guy, but instead dressed in colourful pastel clothes that never failed to make eyes look your way. He would always help you with you outfits, even sometimes suggest you something to try. Hobie would also pay or steal (depending on where) things for you that remind him of you. For example like a cute pastel plushie he happened to find. All in all, he loved your colourful style and that it was so far from his own style.
You and Hobie always got heads turning towards you both as you two walked in public together. It might have been since Hobie is a tall punk, or was it the fact you dressed like a pastel candy store, or it might have been just the fact that both of you were strangely dressed guys? But in the end it was those three reasons, along with the fact that you two looked like an unlikely couple because of your two very different styles.

DROP THEM HOBIE BROWN X M!READER HEADCANONS HOMIE!! 😼
-Headcannons-
;Hobie Brown
Hobie Brown x Male reader
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YESSIR😼😼 can y’all tell I ran out of titles? incase you didn’t, I ran out of titles. I have so many exams and test this month so I’m gonna be more inactive :,( also, do y’all like the new title style?? ^^
Warnings: none





-Two words about Hobie. Nail biter. He 100% bites his nails without even noticing. He usually has on nail polish, but it’s always chipped since he keeps biting his nails. But he can’t be bothered to fix up his nails every time he bites on them, it happens so often
-Hobie lets you put random things like ribbons in his hair when y’all are having fun together.
-He’d let you do the whole skincare routine on him. Face mask, oils and everything, even with the little headband thingy on.
-Has like at least five songs secretly written about you somewhere hidden at his place. He’ll never tell you about them, and if he does he’ll definitely never tell you where the songs are hidden.
-Hobie is actually super gentle if you ever ask for him to paint your nails, he’d be the carefullest guy ever about it. He’d also choose the best colours if you let him or he’ll choose the silliest colours. No in between.
-He has tried a surprising amount of different energy drinks, like monster, red bull, Gatorade, Mountain Dew and ect. He also always has at least one energy drink at home.
