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Dave kissing headcanon?😃

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Dave Strider kissing headcannons

Dave is very scared to start show affection to people. He feels like you’re going to hurt him or reject him in someway. That means you have to initiate the kisses. Being gentle and soft is the most important.

Eventually once he gets use to the small kisses and gentle touches of the hand, he’ll start to initiate contact and kisses. He’s always nervous of getting hurt in someway no matter how much he plays it off a ironic

Once he gets truly use to it he hugs and you doesn’t let go for hours and he gently kisses the tips of your fingers. He makes sure never to be too rough or hurtful.

If you too ever do the deed (I KNOW I DONT WRITE NSFW BUT I GOT INSPIRED) he makes sure never ever to hurt you. You’re his everything. He makes sure you’re always well taken care of. The only time he’ll ever be rough with you is if you ask, he’ll never ever be rough without asking.

He always kisses the back of you’re neck whenever you’re doing something.

Again he’s not very open with his kisses but he does kiss any of your injuries.

10/10 best kisser

may we get some yandere zebruh headcanons,please? stinky lil man. . . 👿

I see you are a man of taste. You deserve a raise. Go to my house and fuck my f/o

❤️yandere Zebruh Codakk headcannons 🖤

You both basically meet the same way, reader is trying to make friends and you’re tagging along. But it’s more off. Strange. Lingering looks, touches, uncomfortable laughs, being too close too soon.

He felt uncomfortably close to you, he’d run into in strange places. Low blood places, when you’re handing out with Diemen. It didn’t make sense

He wasn’t suppose to be there. He wasn’t suppose to. It felt wrong and uncomfortable. You felt raw and uncomfortable around him. Like he could see everything you’ve tried to hide

And he could see it. He paid the drones to watch you whenever you walked pass them. He knew everything about you.

The obession was quick. He saw you and it began it itch at him. Like if he wasnt touching you his skin would burn off. He knew there was no way he’d get you to come to him. You’d rather run to Ardata, and he knew that. He knew you hated him but it only made him crave you more.

He doesn’t care, you’re in love with him. Even if it’s pitch black. He calls to drones one night. He knows you’re doing to be walking to your hive by yourself tonight, no reader. Just you.

He gets the drones to bring you back to his hive. He can’t help holding you in his arms. Like if he even makes a small mistake you’ll wake up and disappear. But you fit so well in his arms. Like a perfect little doll

He chains you with velvet in his basement. He’s decorated perfectly just for you. You eventually wake up, to him cuddling into you. No way of moving. You can’t do anything. Not even beg to be let go, what are you doing to say with tape covering your mouth?

🖤Oh don’t worry red love, your going to be okay! We’re finally together!🖤

I made my own profile picture! I’m the mage of breath so it’s only obvious I give them (my baby) my aspect! I might also do one for canun (my extended zodiac!)

!Requests still open!

Karkat kissing head canons;; 😼👍

I hate karkat BUT I will do this. Because I hate him.

KARKAT VANTAS KISSING HEADCANNONS

He smells like shit

He doesn’t shower🤢🤮

I don’t like him.

He probably doesn’t know how to kiss. He acts like he does, he thinks watching people kiss counts as knowing. He’s a “romance expert” after all

When he first went in to the kiss, it was the least romantic thing ever. You were trying to eat your food and he was like “OH BOY SMOOCHING TIME”

And he went in for it. You ended up falling with him awkwardly clanking your teeth together as he tried to kiss you and “seduce” you.

It didn’t work. He hid in his respiteblock for a few days because he was so embarrassed and ashamed he failed that kiss. The second he came out terezi bothered him and called him dumb. Cause like “WHO COULD FUCK UP TH4T B4D!”

He wanted to apologize but it just ended up with you guys properly kissing. It was actually somewhat sweet.

You’re the one who mostly starts the kisses cause he’s still embarrassed by that first kiss. He loves kisses that don’t evolve him clanking teeth with you.

Like a small sweet forehead kiss. Or something

He’s dumb and poopy.

No one:

Him: EYO 🔇🔇I DIDNT 🔇FUCK UP 🔇THAT KISS 🔇EYO 🔇🔇I DIDNT 🔇GET TEREZI OUTTA🔇🔇🔇 HERE

Hi! I love your blog and I wanted to ask something if that's ok 🥺❤️✨ Could you maybe do yandere zebruh hcs but he is very touched starved and so if his love interest? THANK YOU FOR HAVING THE BEST BLOG ON HERE 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

I only do this because I TRUST you wont show my TikTok, also me and my friends got excited when you found me so eyo

❤️Yandere Zebruh Codakk with a touch starved s/o🖤

He’s already very unstable to begin with so the second you come to him for affection he’s over the moon! No ones ever wanted to touch him! Not even his Lusus! He’s so so so excited. He can’t wait to hold you in his arms and protect you for anyone!

The first time you ever approached him for affection was nerve wracking. He slowly crept towards you, scared to make a wrong move, scared if he did youd disappear and never come back.

He crept towards you and cautiously wrapped his arm around your shoulder. If you let him continue he’ll be all over you in seconds. Crying into your shoulder and holding on to dear life.

You wanted to touch him. You wanted to be around him! That made him so happy! So so so happy! Finally! Someone! 

He’ll began to obsess over your touch. He wants to hold you every second of the day. Kissing your hands, neck, arm, legs, whatever he ca. Get his hands on. As long as you’re in his arms, he’ll be euphoric!

He doesn’t let go, not for a long long time

“♠️Oh red love you want to touch me? That’s so perfect! Because I’ve been waiting to touch you for a long time! Come on! Let’s cuddle!🖤”

Yandere Mallek?

ITS IS HOT IN HERE OR IS IT JUST MALLEK?

Yandere Mallek Adalov headcannons

The day of your meeting was something wild. He basically kidnapped you and reader and claimed you were both robots. It was strange that’s for sure. You always did the thing you did, ya know.

Quietly watch reader make friends while you looked around

But mallek, he made an effort to try and talk to you.

He mostly talked to mspar but would occasionally look over at you with a smile and continue talking to mspar

As you both left, he felt uncomfortable. Snake dad tried to wrap around him. And help him feel better. But he still felt off. He wanted you there. He needed you there.

It was always the little things that made mallek fall Horn over heals for someone; how shy you were when he invited you over, How you pulled away nervously when he touched you, everything you did made him so happy, especially how cute you looked as you fell asleep with the sedatives he put in your drink.

He invited you iver that day, just to talk as friends! Of course he had snake dad PUT the sedatives in but no matter.

He held onto you as he chained to his bed. Once you had finally awoke, he was coddling you in his arms. He was doting about how cute you looked sleeping.

He gave you little kisses and held onto you tightly! You weren’t going anywhere!

Oh it was so much fun for him to feed you, he wasn’t a great cook but snake dad would make food for you and cuddle up to you whenever mallek couldnt.

He knew he could trust his dad but a voice in the back of his head worried him

“what if he lets them go; it’s not that i don’t trust him; but i’m scared if that’s he’ll be too kind and let them go; what will i do then?”

He can always just program the drones to find you, but he’d assume you’d go into hiding if you ever did escape. He cared about you, he reallt did.

He plasters you in his sign, making you wear it and even going as far as to tattooing it into your skin, everywhere, including your inner thigh, your chest, your back, everywhere.

Dirk when he realizes he fell in love with his s/o

Sorry I don’t do things at the beginning. I get tired really fast. Also someone said you couldn’t go anon and if anyone could help me change that I’d appreciate it💙🥴

Dirk Strider falling in love with his s/o

It was one of those days. Dirk was working way too hard and you had to climb the insufferable ladder to get to his ocean house, you’re the only one who lived “close by” so jake, roxy, and Jane decided that you would go check up on him. You, of course, didn’t mind. He was your best friend and you’d be damned if he was gonna feel bad on your watch.

He watched you cilmb up, what the fuck were you doing? Why were you coming here? Why did you decide this would be a good idea?! The climb was horrible. The ladder was wet and gross and one wrong move could get you killed. Each step was careful and precise. Dirk watched you carefully to make sure you wouldn’t fall. But, as ironic as it sounds, the feeling of someone watching you filled you with fear! and now you’re plummeting into the ocean!

Dirk immediately grabbed his hoverboard and raced down to get you. What would happen if he couldn’t get to you. His best friend dead because he couldn’t help watching you climb the god forsaken ladder to his house.

You fell, of course you were falling, but hey. Oh look it’s dirk. He immediately raced down and grabbed you by the waist before you fell even more into your inevitable death. He held you close.

“Why did you do that?” He said, his voice was cracking as tears threatened to break is cool kid facade

“You mean fall?” You said back in a calm and teasing voice.

“No, why were you coming here in the first place.”

“Dirk. It’s because we’re friends.”

Oh no... feelings

Tavros with a tall lanky matesprite who randomly hugs him/ raps around him 🌝 I was freaking out when I noticed I couldnt go anon AAJDGQIAISJSHAVS y u h

This sounds a LOT like gamzee. I see you. 👁👁 you ain’t slick /j

tAVROS NITRAM WITH A LANKY MATESPRITE

You should probably expect him to bite at your arm or thigh to get your attention.. he doesn’t usually have to because you yourself are very loving!

Hugs and kisses all the time for tavy boy! I mean, if your not gonna give him affection he’s going to crawl over/ride over and bite you. No literally one time he didn’t feel like using his wheelchair and he got up and crawled and bit your fucking ankles.

Yeah. He’s great❤️

You might need to be very cautious with your hugging. Sometimes on rare occasions he’ll think back to Vriska. You have to be careful with how brash your hugs and kisses are

As for the rapping part he loves it! He’s just like “oH, wE’RE GONNA THROW DOWN SOME SICK BEATS NOW”

And he just raps along with you.

He loves it when you rap about the most random thing that doesn’t make sense. It’s so cute to him whenever your “ryhmes” don’t ryhme.

He constantly listens to you talk and he could hear you rap for hours.

Most dates are spent with you cuddling him and talking about whatever comes to minde. He loves how perfectly he fits in your arms.

It’s like he’s safe from anything that could hurt him. And that even if it did get to him you’d be there to protect him and care for him.

But he does find it annoying that he’s basically dating a rapping torso

im here to request! i want some terezi headcanons. dating, cuddling, best date locations, anything! if you want something in particular, I'd love some 'going out on a date' headcannons. thanks!

Oh yeah I can’t wait mfs.

D4T3S W1TH T3R3Z1 PYROP3

A lot and I mean a lot of touching. She needs to know your there and you won’t just run off like her loser friends. She can obviously smell you from a mile away but ya know, she still gets nervous that she’s blind and you probably don’t want to date a blind girl

She always makes sure to take you to a place with lots of colors and things she can touch or hear! Like an interactive museum!

She loves loves loves to take you out to dinner after the date! Mostly so she can rest her nose and tongue after licking and smelling so much in the air.

Most dates are usually followed by going to Terezi’s and her cradling you in her arms. Your smell is one she enjoys the most!

“HURRY UP! W3’R3 GONN4 B3 L4T3!!!! >:[“ Terezi yelled impatiently as you hurried to change. Today was your big date. After easily - a long time planning - Terezi asked you out on a simple -very expensive- date! It was to one of her favorite things! An interactive museum!

“I’m coming terezi! Sorry about that,” you painted as you out your room, “you look really really good Terezi.” You met her with a smile. She quickly grabbed your hand and pulled your away from your house.

“OF COURS3 1 SM3LL GR34T! K4N4Y4 DR3SS3D M3 B3C4US3 SH3 COULDN’T TRUST M3 3NOUGH TH4T 1 WOULDN’T SHOW UP BULG3 N4K3D!! >:] WH1CH W4S 4 GOOD 1D34! 1F 1T W4S UP TO M3 1 PROB4BLY WOULD H4V3! H4H4H4H4!” Her laugh echoed in your mind as you watched her pull you along. Her voice, obviously, didn’t sooth you but it did put a smile on your face.

“COOL K1D S41D YOU W3R3 GO1NG TO DR3SS 4S R34L 4S TH4T M4YO TH1NG,” SNIFF, “4ND YOU DO! LUCKY FOR M3!!!!”

She took a big sniff of you and kept walking. Hitting things -people- with her walking cane she began running the second she smelled the museum!

You followed a long. Today was going to be a long day.

————

FUCK TODAY WAS SO LONG. Your legs hurt like hell. From running after Terezi at full speed, running away from guards, and eventually running back home with ice cream in your hand.

Terezi has been a lot more chill than usual which was really surprising considering how executed she was for this date.

She was now sleeping on your couch knocked out cold. She was probably cold too considering she had no blanket, of course you as her hopeful matesprite to be. Grabbed a blanket and put it around her. Which resulted in her immediately grabbing your arm and cuddling the fuck outta you

Maybe today wasn’t so bad

Pls,,kankri kissin headcanons,, smoochin

He has no lips. How will he get a kiss kiss? Very ugly no kiss for him.

Kankri Vantas kissing headcann9ns

He’s very very cautious about kissing. He’s very touch starved, as most of the characters are in this series except for nepeta (personal headcannon), but he’s just to distrusting of people that he can’t bring himself to physically touch another person.

If you want to even try and get close to him you’d need to be very very careful. Stating that you are going to touch him to make sure you don’t trigger him.

He’s very very nervous. He almost sweat as much as horuss. It was that bad.

He only allows one from of physical contact without a trigger, and its brushing his hair.

But by the time he’s use to you touching him, he’ll be very very excited to get more kisses and smooches.

He loves it when you kiss his forehead, it doesn’t matter if you’re taller than him or shorter than him. A kiss on the forehead makes him so estatic.

He also loves kissing you on the cheek and hand. He finds it very intimate and loving. But if you want to know about the real shit™️ lemme tell you

Kissing him on the lips is very estatic. Literally. Every time you kiss - he swears he can fly can’t you feel his heart beat fast, he wants this to last. Keep him by your side - it’s like sparks fly. He loves wrapping his arms around your back and holding you close. As if the second he’d let go of you, you’d be gone forever.

uhh hello hi so i finished pesterquest in 2 days and i literally stopped in dirks route every few minutes to literally jump up and down out of happiness. I love this man, and how you write for him! Can i request some ❤️s or ♦️s with him, whatever you’re comfy with!

YAY I LOVE WRITING ♦️♦️ You also might like this for dirk

Dirk Strider pale headcannons

When you meet it’s almost an immediate click. When your friendship starts he’s so confused. Dirk had had crushes before but never like this. He’s so confused about how to feel about you. At first he thought he was in love with you. But the more he got to know you he realized he wasn’t exactly “in love with you” he was just so happy to be around and with you!

eventually he realized he wanted to be your best friend. He wanted to be your... Moirail was it called? Yeah. That’s probably it.

He immediately started to crave your affection. He eventually had to come out and tell you how he felt. How he wanted to protect you and always be there for you, in a friend way! You laughed and hugged him so tightly.

He loves you so much! He’s always holding your hand and keeping you around as he works

You both go on friend dates and have pizza/movie nights.

You comported him and Jake when their relationship ended.

He cuddles you and comes for you to companionship.

“Hey; I promise we’ll be together forever.”

And he kept that promise, he was with you though thick and thin. until it happened.

———

“Oh god, it’s you. I welcomed death with..” all alone. You were all alone. No one was left. It was just

The two of us

Wait was was that? It was probably nothing. You sat alone. Being alone as a god was horrible. No one - I WAS - with you. All of your friends were gone. No they aren’t

You just want to be with him again. To be with your best friend. You kept Hal with you. He was just an empty husk but it was better than nothing.

You tried multiple times to bring him back, to bring back anyone, but you were alone.

Oh god, such a pathetic display. I can see you reading this. To try and get a hold of someone who’ll never be real. You’re pathetic.

get out of here. Let me finish.

As I was saying. You were alone. No one was going to come for you except for him. Dirk. The ultimate dirk.

The world began to fade away as you woke up.

Candy

Or

Meat?

Can I have platonic friendship headcannons with Jake English? thanks!

I won’t break your heart again! (Maybe)

Jake English pale headcannons

Jake👏doesn’t👏know👏how👏to👏process👏his👏emotions👏

When he first met you he immediately got nervous in fear that you might like him. It broke his heart that such a good friend like you would get their heart broke by him!

But as the friendship continued he began to feel things for you. A bubbling happy feeling whenever you were around. He thought he had fallen in love with you.

He immediately rushed things and went in guns blazin literally. He immediately ran to you and kissed you.

It was so, strange. The second he kissed you, it felt horrible. You both pulled away and started at eachother. Horrible. It felt disgusting in your mouth.

Like kissing your brother. He immediately apologized and tried to explain why he kissed you. It ended up with you both laughing and gaging cause of the kiss.

He began to give you platoic kisses from them on. A quick kiss on the lips or on the cheek. Ya know like how some parents kiss their kids on the lips when they very young? Like that!

Kiss kiss for you!

You were always together from then on. He’s always holding your hand, hugging you, making sure you’re okay. You guys go in friend dates with dirk.

But... things change don’t they? Jake started dating Jane. They got married. Jane began to cheat on him with gamzee.

Things change, don’t they?

———

The Crocker estate was lovely. Jake had brought you with him once he married Jane. Things were sick now. Sick and twisted. Jake began to talk to himself. He stopped trying with Yiffy.

It was now your job as jakes best friend to care for him and his family. You took care of yiffy, you cleaned the house, you cooked. Everything.

What did you get? An Jane coming on to you. You betrayed him, and slept with her. His only friend, the only person who cared about him. Betrayed him.

It was sick and disgusting. He stopped speaking to you. You were just another speck in the wind of betrayal. And now he wasn’t making sure you stayed, it was Jane.

Your best friend was gone.

Miss I love you but please do not hurt my feelings no more I am in pain, can I have some Jade Harley general hcs please 😃🤚

my only intent is to hurt you. And only you. Literally no one else only you. How funnnnnn

Jade Harley general headcannons!!! :DDD

She has no irl friends so you have to meet her in game, which sucks ass!

Jade is one of your closes friends, she talks to you about everything, even admitting everything about bec and her grandfather.

She rants to you about how annoying karkat is and how much she wished to see you. When you do eventually meet her it’s a complete accident. You accidentally created a teleporter based on your emotions.

IT WAS DUMB AND USELESS!!!! You don’t know why you made it. But the second you touched it you were sent to jade. OH FUCK!!! JADE?!?

But things couldn’t be that easy, of course jack had to be there! So you had to get jade the fuck out of here.

Which you did, jade ended up yelling at you. But you waited. You waited till jack was right in front of your eyes before teleporting jade back to her planet.

Not before a kiss on the cheeks... IN A FRIEND WAY!!! Jade.... Had a crush on dave... no, it couldn’t be, could it? Oh no. She was absolutely smitten for you.

The next time you both saw eachother was a lot different, you were both on the asteroid. Together!! :DD

Jade immediately went and poured her heart out to you, she didn’t think she could do it to Dave. But she could do it to you. Because, she somehow know you wouldn’t hurt her?

Of course, you hugged her a gave her a big ol’ SMOOCH!!!!

She’s so excited!!! She literally zaps around space for a bit to calm down.

She’s always holding onto you in some way - Unless you don’t like that’s D: she’ll keep it down to one kiss per hour - she’s never had really anyone to hold her and love her like you.

She loves cuddling up to you and giving you giant smooches!!!! She’s just so happy to be with you... well, you thought she was at least.

But all good things must come to an end don’t they?

———

“john... i have a daughter shes almost harry andersons age”

What? Harry Andersons is almost 15, you and jade had been together for almost a 4 times that long. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god indeed.

“Jade...? I know you didn’t want to tell john. But I me?! You cheated on me! With rose! Are you fucking kidding me? After all we’ve been through.?!”

“Wait I’m-“

==> Teleport away from your wife.

What about yandere Dirk? Preferably Ult Dirk, but I'm fine with whatever

I literally have RANTED to my friends about this holy shit

Ultimate Dirk, Yandere headcannons

It comes very naturally, the obsession. It’s slow over time. It chews at him. Ripping him apart. You’re one of his friends, from before? Watching that reader make friends with a younger version of you reminded him.

It reminded him that you belonged together, how absolutely perfect you were. You were his. And HE controlled the narrative your, he controlled you. And that fucking reader couldn’t get in the way. No one could.

Everything you do I’m obsessed with you. You’re just so cute

Dirk is a very smart person. He watches you, just for his own sick pleasure, he makes your life crumble around you. He prepared you for when he is to come. He expected to be welcomed with open arms, after all, he’s been dead for “so long”

But he knew deep down that this wasn’t right. He wasn’t suppose to keep you, you’re not an object, a toy. But it’s too late. He’s addicted to you. No one could ever make him feel this good. Not Jake, not anyone.

It’s not long that he shows his head in your narrative, in your world. You thought he died! He was back the guy you fell in love with when you were kids, you ran to him. A Fly into a spiders web. In his twisted mind knew that his plan had worked far too well.

And suddenly, you were gone. With no one left except dirk. You can try and fight him, but you can never win. If you don’t cooperate enough, he controls you. He’ll make you love him. You will love him. 

Your only hope of escape is Reader, and they can’t even get to you without him.

He spends his days watching you. Not even caring about the narrative, Hussie can have it back for all he cares.

He won’t touch you, but instead he’ll just sare at you with that disgusting love sick grin.

He’ll make you want him.

Masterlist

❤️-matesprite

♠️-kismesis

♦️-moirail/platonic

✨-No spcific quadrent

🖤-Yandere/angst

Beta timeline

John Egbert

General headcannons❤️

Kissing headcannons❤️

Touch starved john✨

Boyfriend surviving near death experience❤️

Study buddy headcannons✨

Rose Lalonde

dave strider

sleepover headcannons✨

asking out s/o❤️

kissing headcannons❤️

Comfort headcannons✨

study buddy headcannons✨

jade harley!! :DDD

general headcannons❤️

aradia megid0

general headcann0ns❤️

tAVROS NITRAM

gENERAL HEADCANNONS❤️

yANDERE HEADCANNONS🖤

lANKY MATESPRITE HEADCANNONS❤️

2ollux captor

a date wiith 2ollux❤️

KARKAT VANTAS

KARKAT WITH A CHAOTIC S/O❤️

KISSING HEADCANNONS❤️

S/O WHO NEVER SHUTS UP❤️

:33 < nepeta leijon

violent yandere headcannons🖤

Kanaya Maryam

T3R3Z1 PYROP3

D4T3 W1TH T3R3Z1!!❤️

Vriska Serketttttttt!!!!!!!!

Cuddddddddling headcannons!❤️

Watching her s/o die ::::(🖤

Shy s/oooooooo❤️

D —-> Equius Zahhak

GaMzEe MaKaRa

yAnDeRe HeAdCaNnOnS🖤

kIsSiNg HeAdCaNnOnS❤️

Eridan Ampora

General headcannons❤️

F-EF-ERI P-EIX-ES 38)

Alpha timeline

Jane Crocker :B

Rox Royx* Roxy* Lalonde

Dirk Strider

Touch starved s/o❤️

Falling in love with his s/o❤️

P̴̢̟͇͙̘̠̲̞̱̊̔̀̓ͅå̴̡̧̗͕͓̳͖̥̲̯̳͉̠͜l̵̻̭͚̝̥̺͙̩̬̙͑̃̌̑̐̉̎͑͂e̷͔̤̠̖̱̪̩͉̗̖͆̋̋̋͂͋̋̈́͂͝ͅ ̴̗̞͈̩̼͕̙̓̈́̋ḩ̴͎̳̭̗̖̬̉̋̚ȩ̸̫̯͖̺̖͉̭͎̘͊a̷̡̲͍̤͈͔̬͙͊̌͛͆̔̍d̴̜̥͈̮͎͈̞͔͕̗́̒̒̎̀͂̃̀͆̎̕͝c̵̢̢̨̹͚̝̞̺̩̞̖̩̼̟͍̐̎͑̔a̶̼̜͖̭̦̺̼͆̈́̉͋͊̅̋͑̊͌̚͝ǹ̴̡̿̆̓͆̽̏̄͠n̸̛͉̔͑̀͜ȯ̶̪̹͙̪̝̦̣̜̗̩̫͈̋̉̒͜ͅͅn̷̲̦̤͉̝͎̫̤͈͌ş̸̛̗̲̭̜̪̪̺͉͎̹̞̤̼͂̑͋̔̿̍̄͂̄̌̈́̽̓ ♦️

Y̴̨̽̀ͅŏ̷̗͕͐u̷̻͕͖͘͘’̵̠̃͠l̸̤͐l̶̳̉͗ ̴̣̑̈́̃b̶͔̬̜̕̕e̶̳̎̋̑ ̵̲̩͖́m̴̛̼͍̀̽í̵̀͜n̷̪̻̿̾͜è̵̬̾🖤

We love a meme lord s/o❤️

Shy s/o!❤️

S/o who never shuts up❤️

Kissing headcannons❤️

Ultimate dirk yandere headcannos🖤

Jake English!!

Pale headcannons! :B♦️

S/o who never shuts up!❤️

DAMARA MEGIDO

GENERAL HEADCANNON❤️

SHY S/O❤️

ruf1oh n1tram

M17UN4 C4P70R

Kankri Vantas

General headcann9ns❤️

Yandere headcann9ns🖤

Yandere s/9🖤

Yandere s/9 part 2🖤

Kissing headcannons❤️

MEULIN LEIJON

Po+rrim Maryam

l4tul4 pyrop3

Aranea Serket

8=D < Horuss Zahhak

KURLOZ MAKARA

Cronus Ampora

Meenah peixes

Ancestors

THE HaNDMaID

tHE SUMMONER

The h3lm2m4N/p211on11c

THE SIGNLESS/SUFFERER

∩^ω^∩<< The DIscIpLe

The Do+lo+ro+sa

N€OphYT€ r€DGL4r€

maRquis8 spinn8R8t mindfang

D-/-> E%Ecutor DarklEEr

THe GRaND HiGHBLOOD

orphanEr dualsCar

T)(e CondesCe

Cherubs

CALIBORN

GENERAL HEADCANNONS❤️

calliope

general headcannons❤️

Your blog gives me so much life oml, could I request some headcanons of John after his boyfriend got into a near-death situation?(If you want a bit more specification, a car crash that he miraculously left unscathed from.)

Aww yeah❤️❤️❤️

John Egbert when his boyfriend survives a near death situation

/will only be using male pronouns for this ask\

John was so fucking worried! What if you got hurt?! What if you ended up dead!!! A car crash isn’t something to be taken lightly.

He immediately asked your family what hospital you’re being held in and he just fucking books it there

He’s like 🏃💨 NYOOM

He’s so confused why you’re literally WALKING OUT OF THE HOSPITAL WITH NOTHING BUT A B A N D A G E

He’s immediately all over you and asking you questions. Like if you’re okay and how you’re not hurt

He doesn’t take “it’s just luck ;)” as an answer and literally ZOOMS back over to his house to cuddle you.

He’s kissing all over your face and arms, he was so scared. So scared that something could happen to you. He could live with that. He loves you so so so much! You’re his handsome prince. You’re helped him through everything and he thought he was going to loose the man he wanted to marry-

Wait what. UMM ANYWAYS SO

he’s just glad you’re okay. He keeps you in his arms just for a few hours, and to torture you for worrying him, he makes you guys wAtch Con air.

hello!!! can i please have some romantic headcanons for calliope? 🥺

Yes for the green little gremlin who DOESNT BITE unlike another green gremlin I know

calliope general headcannons

It happened suddenly, one minute caliborn was watching you and suddenly!

Calliope watched you from the terminal for a little while before she saw you start pestering her, “Hey caliborn!”

“what’s happening? who is that? why is cal watching them? oh they look very cUte!”

Oh no. The next time she got to see you was when dirk brought you over. At first caliborn tried to bite you before dirk snapped for colliope to come out. And she did that.

She started for a second before peeking up!

She immediately pointed at you and smiled, “yoU’re that cUte person he was watching! how have yoU been?”

She’s immediately all over you, she wants to know everything! In a friend way of course!! Ha ha...

Eventually she becomes one of your closes friends. She’s drawing you all the time and watching you not in a creepy way! Unlike caliborn. “HEY!”

Sorry cali. As for Calliope. She’s very obvious with her feelings. She’s immediately all over you and telling you how much she’s in love with you.

“hey, i know this is really oUt of the ordinary-“

“Nothing is ordinary anymore, what do you wanna say? You know I won’t judge!”

“well i really really like yoU! i’m so flUshed for yoU and i know it's going to be weird becaUse of my brother bUt-“

“Oh Cali! You’re so cute! Or course I love you too!”

She’s immediately all over you and smothering you with kisses.

Roxy and Jane think it’s the cutest thing whenever calliope talks about you

tipsyGnostalgic [TG] began pestering uranianUmbra [UU]

TG: heyyyyy cutei

TG: cutie*

TG: I heard about your littl s/o

TG: they cute or nah???

TG: you thereeeeeeeeeee

UU: oh yeah I’m so sorry! Yeah they’re really cute! And I really really love them

UU: they’re sUper caring and loving. they even deal with him whenever he comes oUt on oUr dates!

TG: u mean cal- OO sorry about that bb

TG: didn’t say his naem so it’s all good

UU: oh here they come i’ll see yoU later!

uranianUmbra [UU] stopped pestering tipsyGnostalgic [TG]

Calliope always gives you small kisses. But show has to be careful, sharing a body with caliborn is a lot harder than it seems.

She always has to make sure she can’t hurt you if she kisses you.

She wouldn’t want her brother to come out while she’s trying to.

yknow what time it is? thats right babey it's Sollux loving hours. i loved the Terezi best date thing you did for me, so can i have best date HCs for Sollux? thanks for what you do here btw, its always fun coming to this blog and seeing whats up.

A date wiith 2ollux captor

Staying at home and gaming. Absolutely nothing else. The only thing I can ever actually like imagine him doing is taking you to a con or to some thing game related. But I can also imagine him taking you to the woods or to the beach and both of you having a nice picnic or walking around

That was a paragraph of CONTRADICTIONS

But yeah, he’s not a touchy feelings person. he will, however, wrap and arm around you and/or zap you slightly so you do that cute thing where you get mad at him for a few seconds when you’re not actually angry at him ya know

He totally makes you kandi, no hesitation. He makes one for his colors, blood color, your name, and both of your names together!

——

“2ugar, plea2e 2top moviing. ii’m tryiing two fiinii2h your naiil polii2h for you but ii can’t iif you keep moviing!”

“But solllllllll.”

“don’t call me that, you 2ound liike fii2h diick. but ii’m almo2t done. ju2t one more naiil two go.”

You actually didn’t want for him to let go. His hand, even though the rest of his body was uncomfortably cold, was very warm. It made you feel safe. And he never actually held your hand because it was “two embarra22iing.”

One he was done he gave your hand a little zap to tell you he was done so you didn’t fall asleep or zone out. Which you did do.

You were both at a little clearing, the moons shown down on the two of you as the bees buzzed a long the flowers. Some of the flowers eating the bees which, “ii2n’t fuckiing cool”

After he was done he took out his switch and started playing on it. Scooting over to a tree and papping the ground next to him. You went over and watched him play for a few hours until you fell asleep. This happened normally but. It was different today.

He didn’t do the thing where he pushed you off his shoulder and let you rest on his lap. He just ended up falling asleep next to you. Thank god the tree was big enough to cover you from the sunlight that rained in a few hours later!

aight so hear me out: hcs where the reader (you not MSPA lmao) collabs with Cirava n they form a musical duo?

I love your brain. I’m so sorry it’s so short you didn’t add enough detail I hope it fulfilled your needs ☹️☹️

you and cirava hermod form a musical duo

Cirava is immediately all over you.

They want to know what you play so badly, it doesn’t even if it matters with their vibe, they literally incorporate it into their music

They love watching you play.

They ask if you want to form a band with you and them

If you say yes, they’re so excited and have to have a celebration joint, which they invite Chixie and marvus, musical geniuses hang out together 😤😤😤

Mallek and reader are 1000% your managers.

You guys always have marvus at your shows so he can use his Chucklevoodoos on the crowd. You guys get known all over Alternia and you get cirava’s respect back.

They’re life is going up hill, they’re so happy to have you. Your music has inspired them. Now they’re extremely humble.

They listen to you for every choice, they respect you so much.

Damara hcssssssssss I love my girl (also hey your stuff is amazing. Thanks for the good food)

I do it for the girls and the gays that’s it’s 🥰🥰😼😼

DAMARA MEGIDO HEADCANNON

/I will be using her cannon way of speaking in English, which is broken and in all caps\

Damara is genuinely very happy to meet you and your friends. She immediately asked you questions that you didn’t understand and Japanese.

she understood that you couldn’t understand so she, begrudgingly, started to talk to you in her English. “ME DAMARA NAME YOU?”

It took you a second to understand her Japanese accent, and it was it because you couldn’t understand what she was saying but it was because it took you by surprise how cute she sounded

You laughed and she got embarrassed. She thought you were making fun of her, meaning you had to explain that you just thought she was cute.

After that day she loved talking to you more than anyone, she’s tried to give you more kisses on multiple occasions..

It took her so long to understand how she felt about you. After what happened with horuss and Rufioh, she had put so many walls up.

She ended up having to talk to the person youd, MOST, Porrim!

“Damara. Yo+u’re feelings fo+r that human are very o+bvio+us. I kno+w it’s been so+ kind sense yo+u’ve had a matesprite, but yo+u have to+ give them a chance”

“。。。”

“I understand, yo+u’re scared. But yo+u have to+ give them a chance.”

“太陽が私たちの肌を焼き尽くすまで私はそれらをファックしたい.” (i want to fuck them until the sun burns off our skin)

/AGAIN, I DONT KNOW JAPANESE AND USED GOOGLE TRANSLATE\

“Yo+u kno+w I can’t understand yo+u.”

After that she’s very nervous and shy around you. She stops making sexual comments in Japanese around you and she begins to take a subtle approach lingering touches, small smiles.

She finally truly understood how she felt about you, and she was absolutely so nervous.

She tried to confess multiple times but ended up panicking

“あなたへの私の気持ちは本物で赤い。それは私の皮膚の灼熱感です。唇を唇に感じたい” (My feelings for you are real and red. It's a burning feeling in my skin. I want to feel my lips against your lips)

“Damara sweetheart. I can’t understand you.”

“BAD FEELINGS. BAD ENGLISH. LEARN EAST BEFORAN.”

Cronus accidentally confessed for her

“Hey doll, you’re one lucky bastard.”

“What do you mean?”

“Well, it’s my it obvwious? Ya got Damara melting at the seems- is that howv to quote goes-“

“It’s come apart at the seems and do you mean she has feelings for me?”

“Wovw you’re kinda dumb, yes she’s so obvwious flushed for you”

HOLY SHIT SHE LIKED YOU BACK

meaning your stupid ass ran to her and hugged the shit outta her

After that you were both practically inseparable.

She stopped flirting with everyone and only came on to you with disregard for what anyone else thought. She’s hold onto you, kiss you, and most importantly grab your ass; WHENEVER SHE COULD

Even if you have no ass she still gives you a nice fucking squeeze.

She may be a bit possessive but she can’t help it. She needs you around. You’re her last hope for love.

Unlike her regular personality, her kisses are small and quick with a lot of love and meaning.

She really does love you.