Homoshenanigans - Tumblr Posts
It's not easy being easy.
Never seems to be explicit enough...
Boys can be so gullible these days. They really will believe anything!
Either I'm confused on what constitutes "close" or this fellow is experiencing some technical difficulties.
I'm not like P!nk, I want your drink AND your money!
Bottoms-Up Community College will be offering new courses this spring!
He blocked me after this. I WIN.
When men don't provide the face picture you require, feel free to use your extra special stalker skills and supply it for them.
That awkward moment when you think you have a really cute pick-up line...
Never underestimate the power of Ms. Cyrus.
I can be gone for months and the shenanigans still persist. The question is: to ignore or say thank you for the material? Tough.
Compliments come where compliments are due, apparently.
Grindr has been majorly responsible for my material on here, but it's always a pleasure to get a gem like this on Scruff too!
Seriously? Where do these people come from? Is this real life? lol
When using apps, always be as clear and concise as possible. Above is a shining example of perfect prose.
I really should not drink and grind...
I guess I'm just not as fun as these sketchy ass boys would like...
Ok, so I'm a bit behind on this one. Either way, WTF??
I saw something on buzzfeed or something the other day and thought I would add my find in too. That's one big kitty btw...
Sometimes I feel guilty for being a grammar nazi (justification for being an asshole), but it truly is my obligation to humanity. I can't help it.