Homoshenanigans - Tumblr Posts - Page 3
Yeah, it’s totally dirty talk that scares people away. It’s NEVER the impatience and jumping to conclusions that creates red flags.
Sometimes, I really just can't help myself. They make it too easy.
I need to find out what exactly it is that I do to attract such "interesting" characters.
Too bad we can't see his...
A good strategy is crucial. Some tactics are clearly more effective than others.
Crusading for a more literate online population...
Sunday Funday! Well, not for this cat anyway...
Does anyone have any idea of what the hell a popcorn ceiling is?? I never got a response from him after I asked.
Pro Tip: ALWAYS leaving them wanting more. Instead of showing your entire face upfront, try sending random shots of part of your face and let them piece it all together! It's also great way to emphasize your insecurity with your age! Try it today!
The best part about people sending you screenshots of their conversations: the pleasure of knowing that you're not the only one that attracts craziness.
I try to avoid shaming people by not showing their face or attempting to edit it out when possible, but REALLY GURL?? GRAPES?!
Either I'm an asshole or most people aren't nearly as sarcastic and informed.
This is the follow-up to a post yesterday. I'm not sure what a "kitten-in-training" is, but I think it's hilarious!
You make me weak in the wrists and limp in the pants...
Bitter, party of one?? Your razor blades are now ready...
Finally, someone gets me!
I'm glad to be fortunate enough that people always treat with me the utmost respect and propriety...
Boys and their games!
Never underestimate the power of false advertisement.