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5 years ago

Gudao: Lancer, have you ever made shishou mad?

Cu Chulainn, sweating: Oh yeah, it’s not fun.

Gudao: Really? What was the worst thing you’ve ever done?

Cu Chulainn: I told her that I was a warrior capable of surpassing her with just a little bit of time, because she’s getting older, so just wait.

Gudao:....what happened next? What did she do to you?

Cu Chulainn: Now that’s the terrifying part....nothing. She did nothing, except raising an eyebrow. A week went by and she forgot about it....or so I thought. I asked for some water, and she gave me the biggest smile before stepping out of the room. Five agonizing minutes later, she came back with a massive slab of ice, looked me in the eyes and said, “Just wait!”

Gudao: What did you do..wait?

Cu Chulainn: ‘course I did, are you insane? We didn’t go anywhere until the entire thing was a massive puddle.


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