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I think we as a community need to stop gatekeeping Warhammer based on wether or not you've read the Horus Heresy. I've seen a few reviews from people who don't really like the Primarchs or the Primarch-centered novels, and homie that's a whole lotta books about shit you don't like.
Anywho, theres almost a merit badge you have to get before people take your knowledge of the lore seriously, and I think we need to let that go. Warhammer is meant to be fun, and I don't think people are obligated to read 150+ books, short stories, audiodramas and novellas to be considered a "Real Fan." That's hundreds of hours of 90% space marines and Primarchs, and if you don't like either of those, you're gonna have a bad time.
I don't care if you've only read the Infinite and the Divine or if you checked out a few AdRic episodes about xenos you like, you're a real fan of Warhammer the minute you walk in the door. It's the hobby of all hobbies and there's something here for everyone.
Khârn is the hottest marine. Stfu, this is not negotiable or even subjective to taste. Khârn is THE HOTTEST MARINE, hands down, no contests, cigars, dice or even horses in the fucking race, no other space marine compares. I haven't even read all his books yet but whenever he's on screen I can feel every one of my ancestors raise their eyebrows in shame at the thoughts I have about this man. My mother would be disappointed if she knew what goes through my mind whenever he comes up. Fuck, Jesus looks away and preists burst into flame around me when Khârn is even MENTIONED just because of how hard I imagine--
*I am yanked off the stage by a wooden cane and dragged kicking and screaming to the exit*
I'll let yall know when we get a store up and running, but this graphic will be the first item up! Art by me
Red Version bc in my drunken stupor last night I designed this graphic around the imaginary concept that printers can print white. They cant. The paper is white. Considering screen printing. Fucksake
NOT CLICKBAIT!!!!
Graham😘 McNiell😋🤩 writes a straight-forward ➡️⚠️ story with a cohesive 🤝 and 💯💯💯 streamlined cast of characters!!‼️⁉️ And no 🚫🙅♀️🙅♀️🙅♀️ long winded descents into gratuitous, graphic depravity that reads like a 10th grade "Sigma Male" got ahold of Libre Office and just started hammering away like a lunatic when all we really want is an atmospheric epic about space marine bonds of brotherhood and love, but instead we get to see his dumbass self inserts fulfilling his weird fetishes for 1,000 words I'm here for Garviel fucking Loken, not some moron with the edgiest fucking name on earth like for fucks sake! Raven Divine?? No one gives a fuck that you want to bang your sister Graham, use a Pringles can like a civilized male, close the nineteen rule34 tabs you have pulled up on a second monitor and TOUCH SOME FUCKING GRASS YOU ABSOLUTE TROGLODYTE AND YOU WERE A GODDAMN FOOL IF YOU THOUGHT I WOULD FORGIVE YOU FOR "TORMAGEDDON" LIKE ARE YOU SERIOUS? ARE YOU FUCKING GOING TO DO MY BOY LIKE THAT? THAT IS FUCKING DOGSHIT STUPID EVEN FOR WARHAMMER. I HATE YOU SO MUCH AND IF WE EVER MEET I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU SO FUCKING HARD YOU WILL BE SHITTING YOUR MOLARS FOR A WEEK I SWEAR TO GOD
New books in your💪🧠 area! 🙈🙊❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❣️❤️🔥❣️❤️🔥❤️🔥 NOT CLICKBAIT!
Kudos to Garviel "Babygirl" Loken for being one of the only space marines to regularly have normal conversations with women. Letting them infodump and shit while he sits there all 👉👈😊
His goofy ass name is growing on me but ONLY because I want to make a fixit fic. Tormageddon doodle, also a Lupercai concept because I stan every Gal Vorbak offshoot with my whole puss