How Have I Survived? - Tumblr Posts

I don’t know if emoticons are thought to be for kids. But. I still use them…that is socially acceptable right?

“Awake”

When I first get up I have roughly no sense of balance.

Meaning I wriggle my way out of bed, stagger towards my slippers.

Slam violently into the wall with my entire left side. Slap my right hand against the doorway and drunkenly stumble in the direction of the bathroom.

It’s worse when there’re shoes left in the little entry hall which is in the way of the bathroom. Or when one of my two dogs’re sleeping in my path.

Somehow I’ve only fallen once, but almost every morning I expect to greet the floor with my face.