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6 years ago

How Kevin got his name

Qrow (For the one hundredth time): No Tai it’s pronounced Wee-V-Run

Raven (For the ninety ninth time): No! you idiot it’s pronounced Wi-Veer-N

Tai (For the one hundred and first time): Guys i am telling you it’s Why-Vur-N

Summer (under her breath): Kevin...

Raven: What was that? i couldn’t hear you over the sound of your meekness!

Summer (With tears of rage in her eyes and white rose petals swirling around her): KEVIN!

Tai: Huh?

Summer (Screaming in their faces with her veins bulging and her skin reddened with blood from pure rage): IT’S PRONOUNCED KEVIN NOW! AND IF ANY OF YOU WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT EVER SAY IT ANY OTHER WAY EVER AGAIN I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR FUCKING SLEEP AND LEAVE YOUR MUTILATED CORPSE OUT AS A WARNING!


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