Hunter X Hunter 2011 - Tumblr Posts
Feitan: I have a question
Chrollo: Yes?
Feitan: Can a person breathe in a washing machine while it’s on?
Chrollo:
Feitan: Obviously this is hypothetical-
Chrollo: I swear to god if you put Hisoka in the washing machine-
Feitan: :)
Kurapika: You can say “have a nice day” without a problem but you can’t say “enjoy the next 24 hours” without sounding vaguely threatening
Leorio: It’s 3 AM, please go to sleep
Hisoka: Well kiss me if I’m wrong but–
Illumi: You’re right.
Hisoka: … Wa–
Illumi: YOU’RE RIGHT.
Gon: What time is it?
Killua: Pass me that trumpet
Gon: [passes the trumpet]
Killua: [plays trumpet really loudly]
Kurapika: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE TRUMPET AT 4 AM???
Killua: It’s 4 AM
Kurapika: I have an idea
Leorio: A good one?
Kurapika: Let’s not get ahead of ourselves
Chrollo: Any questions?
Shalnark: Are bricks just domestic rocks?
Chrollo:
Shalnark:
The rest of the troupe:
Chrollo: I meant about the meeting-
Kurapika: Are you sleeping?
Leorio:
Kurapika: I said, ARE YOU SLEEPING?
Leorio: I WAS, but then you decided to start FUCKING SHOUTINg
Hisoka: I’m getting a brain scan today
Machi and Feitan: To check if you have one?
Hisoka: If you ever feel safe please remember I'm out there :)
Pouf: So, is this thing between Meurem and Komugi supposed to be a secret?
Pitou: Hardly. The only people who don’t know Meruem loves Komugi are Meruem and Komugi
Cheadle: We need to talk about that email you sent all the zodiacs
Pariston: It was a critical update
Cheadle: It just said "I'm back on my bullshit"
Pariston: People need to know
Bisky: It has come to my attention that you have been harrassing Gon and Killua
Hisoka: I wouldn't say "harassing" as much as persistently tormenting
— Chains, huh… Why’s that? Because there’s evil running loose that needs to be chained down to hell.
Kurapika ⋆ 鎖野郎
I love this with all my heart
well it’s National Best Friend Day so obviously here’s this