I Am Also Physically Ill - Tumblr Posts

i have a bad cold and it’s making me delirious. for example:

I burped and my first instinct was to say “you’re welcome”, then “i’m sorry”, then i remembered that it’s “excuse me”

i saw someone celebrating the amount of followers they had, my brain told me to say “happy birthday”

read “mtf” (male to female, trans) as “motherfucker”

managed to forget that last one and not add it to this post for a while