I Am VERY Gay - Tumblr Posts
a robot shibari'd with its own wires. you agree, yes? reblog
I want a hot witch to kidnap me and put me in a cauldron of warm water. Then she'll go out to run errands and when she comes back I will have put rose petals in the water and I will wink at her until she joins me in the cauldron.
people who take hot baths are practically begging to end up in a witch's stew.
Bro's I might be falling in love in October right now.


Based on episode 9 heart choice
Made me turn into a human humidifier
I am absolutely in love
i was talking to my mum about dumb shit me & best friend were laughing about last night & outedmysekf without thinking 😃💀👩❤️💋👩



in other news, i am very funny n sexy wow

aLSO ITS THE FLOWER MOON TODAYYYYY AHHHHHWWWWOOOOGAAAAAAA & ITS ALSO THE LUNA ECLIPSE TONIGHT!
anyways that’s it for my dumb little shit post
hope you’re all well! ♡♡♡

i think ‘midnight in paris’ is a new favourite film of mine ᵕ̈ now, i know it’s not the most amazing movie butttttt i really did love it!

i dunno if it’s the sleep deprivation or all of the art n literature references or the amount of actors i love in it (probably all of those things combined actually) but wow, it’s a pretty darn good movie!

adriana!!!!!!!!! 😍🤌🏽✨ y’all,,, the way all the artists in this movie were captivated by her was literally how i was feeling about her the entire time lol

‘Zelda & Scott Fitzgerald, the Fitzgeralds.’
i loved allison penny as zelda sm wow & tommmm ! :D he always makes me happy lol

another woman who had me not questioning my gayness was léa seydoux as gabrielle 😭🤌🏽✨ women are just ✨

there were so many good actors in this movie ahhhh ! i was so excited when i saw kathy bates !! i just love her presence- she’s so good.
also owen wilson has such a nice but funny voice, i love listening to him :3
anyways that all i had to say, hope you’re all well! stay funky <3
I am the yandere demon that lives in your closet and whispers "yass queen. Slayy" into your ear as your just about to close your eyes. : ]
I have the desperate urge to be a buff gay man in the military who makes out with a rookie in the back hall after a mission briefing knowing he probably won't make it back alive.