I Didnt Expect To Be Given A Hey You Can Turn Down The Fear Notice When I Booted Up The Game So Im A Little Scared Now Actually - Tumblr Posts

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1 year ago

I just bought the whole pack for Outer Wilds because it was on sale and I'm already having so much FUN!!! I've experienced hilarious situations such as:

Anti-gravity cave! Yay! Down I go and off to the spot that requires repairs! Matching velocity and wait stop why is it moving away come back why am I spinning dear God no eeeesaaauuuuggggggGGGHHHH

Ew ew EW Dark Bramble Seed Ew Ew Ew oh no no mo MY SCOUT MY SCOUT THE ANGLERFOSH NONKNONKOOOOONOOO

To the geysers! And in I g- [blrbrlrbrlebrlblrlggh] oh yaya! A crystal like in the observatory! And it's got its own signal! Quantum displacement? What happens if i- [is subjected to the nightmare chorus] oh

And now we leave planet! Oh a roll function? What does that do? Let's find ou- [timeskip ten seconds, screaming as I spiral out of control into the gravitational pull of the sun]

Oho the universe locator!!! And there is Giant's Deep and the Sun and NOT the eye of the universe teehee and eugh [said with utter contempt] dark bramble

WHERE ARE YOU MYSTERY WHISTLE MAN. I WILL LOCATE YOU BY GETTING UP HIGH ENOUGH AND [exits Atterlock's orbit] oh no. guck. oh heaven help me. please no

I've accidentally locked onto the Interloper instead of Brittle Hollow, guess I'm heading there. [there] Wow this place is Barren™️. Guess I'll hop off now and - [narrowly avoids plummeting into Dark Bramble] WHAT THE HELL INTERLOPER. I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS. WHY NOT DROP ME OFF SOMEWHERE AWESOME LIKE GIANT'S DEEP.

WJERE DID MY SJHIP GO [parked on the Ember Twin]

Distress beacon? What? Oh no, I need to find the source of it before - [the music]

[stares directly at a supernova while accelerating towards Timber Hearth with the intention of cooking a marshmallow and watching the solar system end from there]

Round two hjahaja! Destination one: Brittle Hollow! Now I just need to not plummet directly into the Black Hole That Sends You To The End Of The Known Universe©️ and I'll be good to start exploring! [ship smashes into the surface at 600km/h] nevertheless I am unharmed!

And now I will carefully descend so as not to fall into the Black Hole That Sends You To The End Of The Known Universe©️ and I can be on my merry [smashes into an overhang at Mach 2, corpse falls into the Black Hole That Sends You To The End Of The Known Universe©️]

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shitpost outer wilds echoes of the eye ill definitely be making a little comic about my misadventures as an astronaut it's gonna be great “heya hatchling! you ready for your first launch?” me who has seen everything that ever could and ever will unfold: yeh :D this game is fun highly recommend i hope posting this doesnt start recommending me outer wilds comtent because its not supposed to be spoiled so hahah we'll see i didnt expect to be given a “hey you can turn down the Fear” notice when i booted up the game so im a little scared now actually my vague memories of playing this when i was a lad have given me enough warning to know that the black hole is much scarier than just dying i cried the first time i fell in actually. had to wait to die because i only had my suit not my ship oh fun fact that supernova i mentioned i was far enough away to actually watch it engulf timber hearth before i was consumed this game really captures that feeling of being isolated. in space one of my worst fears is being stranded in not space but just a situation where im helpless wating for death and i know nobody can save me so seeing the supernova eat timber hearth kinda. did something to me? idk. im afraid of losing people i love i guess. i got attached to that one little kid who wanted to play hide and seek okay. i love him. hes my babiboi. idr his name but i love him
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