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if i had a dream about kissing her does it make us hypothetically possible lovers or what

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I had a dream last night that Spongebob Squarepants had a medical degree and that he healed your spiritual chi with the power of Christ invested in him.

He was a terrifyingly competent doctor and he would travel for days by jellyfish so he could help his next patient.

So have you ever had a dream that would make the CRAZIEST crack fanfic?

bc i had onw last night!

ouran highschool host club x vampires 

Haruhi Fujioka was a dhampir that befriended a full vampire ,who is a fellow student.

said student is very old and has a collection of puzzles made from the bones of humans she has killed.( Haruhi is super into it and good at puzzles???)

also vampires can survive by fully draining one human once a year? and before she(im calling her deedee) found out you can get bone puzzles her parents(the vamps that turned her) got her super cringe bullshit as gifts when she’d kill someone? i don”t know man.

Haven't had a nightmare in a long time, had to have one today

Can't explain quite what it was about

Thought I'd list some weird parts or changes

-general layout of my town was wrong

-brother looked wrong, can't remember if he was still named Aaron though

-only mom or dad would be there at the time, except they were playing the same person

-there was a somehow sprawling abandoned building

-or rather, it was a closed junk store at first, not at some points the dream just treated it like an abandoned building

-we don't have junk stores

-there were these other people, around my age, in there to

-those people either became straight up monsters, or monstrous people

-they raped my mom(or my dad?)

-they wanted to kill us

-by the time we left the building we weren't in town, but more a place a lot like my grandparents summer cabin in Canada

-Now they were just straight up monsters, but still looked like people, I dunno honestly

-when we drove away, we didn't come to roads like normal, but a vast and infinite desert with a thin wire bridge across it, and if you feel into the desert, you'd sink forever beneath the sand

That's all I remember clearly enough, though I'm certain there was some more. It probably sounds stupid, nightmares usually do when told, why I don't normally tell people, don't want them to think I was scared of something stupid. But nightmares aren't about experience, they're about feeling, and whatever you're feeling, too difficult to describe, is what makes them truly scary

Semi related to what I just talked about

But I remember once, when I was a kid, maybe thirteen or so, I had a dream about doxing before I even knew what doxing was

Like, no wonder it scares me, I've been scared of it before I knew what it was even called

And then I later befriended someone who doxed people lol

Had I dream in which I posted a well thoughtout paragraph and the only reason it got traction was because of a single typo.

I just had a dream...

So I'm with a bunch of friends, strangers, and a dude who I don't recognize but is a host of a gameshow (dream logic). We have the Wii set to the tv. WiiFit U is in the game, the newest version to date, and when we got the game going, they were like "Oh it's a new day. You have to do the daily test."

The host of a gameshow made himself the photo of my profile for fun and handed me to remote. I stand up and get ready for exercise, "Oh great I'm going to fail some easy warmup thing for balance, and I'll make myself a fool." I think to myself.

Surprise, the test is something I haven't seen before from the WiiFit. It's a dance exercise like Just Dance or DDR. Now I'm suprisingly good at Just Dance, so this is fine. Except it seems there is this new feature where it can take a video off the internet randomly. Okay, that's fine, since it's still a video of a subject dancing who I can copy.

We see the title of the intro, and it's this early 2010's windowmakers PowerPoint animation intro with visible pixels, maybe 720p.

I was halfway embarrassed for what appeared because I knew exactly what appeared, no one else in the room knew either the song, or that these types of videos were so popular when I was a kid. I'm not mentally prepared, but I can do this.

The video? What does WiiFit want me to do in front of friends and strangers?

Hetalia MMD: Run - Bruno Mars

Ok listen-

i don’t know what happens in my brain at night but i woke up remembering my dream? So it went something like this:

Myself, Seokjin, Yoongi and Jungkook were drunk on bus?? The door was open, Yoongi was driving recklessly through the forest? Jungkook falls OUT OF THE DOOR and drags Seokjin with him, I panic and to try to grab them but they’re hanging onto a tree branch coming from the bus and they have a bag of food? Like generic white plastic bag.

And then all of a sudden I’m in a tree on Seokjins bare chest staring at bright pink things hanging from cherry blossom trees and i’m like “woah. what are those? they’re so pretty” and Seokjin MOANS, Yoongi grunts and Jungkook just giggles and says they’re plums??? And i’m like okay cool, that awesome. Let’s eat some! So we pluck some and then i’m laying on top of seokjin again but i’m lowkey leaving hickeys on his chest and he’s just watching the stars??? not to mention yoongi is tackling Jungkook to wrap up a wound he got?

And then I’m waking up to the doorbell and remembering this all like tf goes on in my brain at night

I just had a dream where I've eaten a cookie and in the end it was a lot over my calories limit a day....I was scared and sad and I felt so bad

Even my dreams are about ed

Midnight chaos with MC and Solomon ft. Diavolo

*Guess who had a dream and turned it into a crackfic p.s I can't do Diavolo justice I'm sorry*

*MC lying in bed late at night about to fall asleep but their D.D.D rings*

"Solomon what the f-"

"So I kinda made a mistake when booking our tickets"

My mind flashed to the poster up in the Devildom's shopping district, Phantom of the Opera, Devildom rendition written in metallic gold.

"We're seeing the Musical tomorrow what about it?"

I could practically hear Solomon's sweat drop as dry laughter came from my D.D.D

"I may or may not have accidentally booked the midnight premiere tickets and can't get a refund..."

"But...that's tonight"

"..."

"...I know...."

"..."

"..."

"..And one ticket costs 1,200 grimm.."

"..."

"...I know...."

"..."

"..."

"meet me in front of Purgatory Hall in 15 minutes"

I scanned the time on top of my D.D.D. '10:56 pm' it says

"See yah there Sol"

Looks like I'm sneaking out.

__________________________________

"Hey Sol, you have them?"

Said sorcerer smirked before lifting his cape revealing the damned tickets

"Safe and sound"

"Does Simeon know you're out?"

"Does Lucifer know you're out?"

Playful laughter erupted before we regained our composure.

"Alright MC shall we get goi-"

"My my, Never thought I'd catch the chaotic duo on campus at midnight"

Our heads whipped to the source of the new voice only to see Lord Diavolo smiling cheerfully arms crossed.

"L-lord Diavolo, we can explain-"

"I want in on whatever you two are planning"

...Wait what?

__________________________________

"That was amazing! Who knew humans could write such an intricate narrative!"

"I guess that's just what we have to offer compared to Angels and Demons"

"I have to say... the Devildom's Rendition made the story more intense than it was intended"

"I personally liked it that way"

"MC you like anything that's even remotely gory"

"Don't you think the marquee lights look splendid this early in the morning"

Diavolo's right, they do look amazing in the dark environment.

"I know! Why don't we take a 'selfie', I always wanted to take one!"

Diavolo gleefully whipped out his D.D.D pulling me and Solomon into the frame.

"Say Cheese!"

*Snap*

__________________________________

"YO GUYS! Check out Diavolo's Devilgram!"

"Levi why bother with the Prince's social media?"

"Wait is that MC and Solomon..!?"

"wHAT?!?"

Guess who snuck out at midnight with the humans to watch the premiere of Phantom of the opera!😁 @monSOLO @McSpade

Okay guys I had a dream...

About Jensen Ackles.

It was an appropriate, good dream too.

He and his wife, Daneel, bought my Grandpa’s old house and they hosted signing parties/meet and greets for Supernatural like out in the yard. I was there right after one had ended and all the cast had left but it was chill they let me walk around and look at where Misha had signed the ground somehow. He just fucking did. Like everywhere. You know like Misha would.

Anyways, at some point I meet Jensen and his wife! And they were so nice. And oh lord Jensen gave me the best side hug I had ever had because I got emotional about being at my grandpa’s house again and then he and his wife cheered me up and told me I was welcome there anytime.

And it was one of the best dreams I have ever had honestly. It was so soothing and fun. I was really relaxed. So thanks

I had a dream that jimin and i were salsa dancing whoever is the dream entity you're doing good keep them coming

i had a dream last night that papyrus became an amalgamate, and i was fucking terrified of him. he would chase me around whenever he spotted me because he wanted my attention constantly (im pretty sure i may have been sans). he looked like a mix between papyrus and endogeny so that probably explains it. eventually i managed to get a new papyrus (specifically underfell papyrus) which helped me cope with my brother being a literal amalgamate. i became less scared of him as a result and could now be in the same room as him.

and then i woke up feeling like i had the best sleep ever even though it was only 5 hours so that's pretty bizarre

Had a dream last night there was a sitcom about the everyday life of Thanatos and hypnos living in their cave in the underworld, like, during modern times. And one of the episodes Thanatos was missing the whole time and Hypnos was freaking out, but then he showed up at the end and was just like "Sorry, there was a congress meeting I had to sit in for." Then I woke up.

I would pay money for someone to make this reality.

I had a dream that jschlatt was on the radio talking about the extinction of the European red elephant

Wtf is a European red elephant