I Have A Crippling Addiction To Mints And Monster - Tumblr Posts

Ermmm!!1!!1

SoO! Storytime ig!

Idk I wanna irl lore dump for no reason.

So today I took a bike ride right? There a gas station pretty close to my house. Its only like 10 minutes away. I've been itching for a monster and mints so I rode my bike down to the gas station and got my mints and monster. i was heading back and wanted to open one of the monsters, *ping* i got a message from my dad. "thats not where the gas station is my guy. seems pretty far off to me." that message confused me. there are two main roads people use to leave and enter my neighborhood. one is the most used and most dangerous, we'll call it tim drive, and the other one is only used by residents of my neighborhood, we'll call it "gel drive". i like to use gel drive because it is less of a pain to bike back up (i live on a montain so the roads are practcilly just giant hills with concrete). gel drive is also easier/faster to get to the gas station. i responded with "wdym?" and sent a pic of me under the bridge of the freeway that leads to the neighborhood below us. i then sent "im under the bridge my guy." ermm!!! yuh, he just got confused because life360 wasnt working on his end. in total i think i spent 10-14 bucks? i got two monsters (zero sugar ultra and ultra paradise zero sugar), cakesters oreo pack of 3 and 1 roll of spearmint mentos mints. totally worth it!!!