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So today in my reading of Lord of Shadows, things are looking up for our heroes.  

1) Good news!  They found Malcolm’s body.  Mission accomplished! 

2) Malcolm announced an exciting career change as a new cast member of SpongeBob SquarePants.

3) Ty, Livvy, Dru, Tavvy and Kit won an all expenses paid trip to London.

4) Mark, Christina and Kieran may not have DTRed yet, but they are still moving forward towards important relationship goals. Like meeting the family.  While they may have been surprise guests to Kieran’s family reunion, the whole experience truly deepened their understanding of Kieran’s familial relationships. 

5) And then Mark was able to not only introduce Christina and Kieran to his aunt, but also bring his family on his father’s side closer to his family on his mother’s side.  

Oh wait... Forgive me, I need to announce some corrections:

1) It seems the mission to find Malcolm’s body involves more then just pointing and shouting, “There he is!”  Sadly, our hard working centurions and their invisible boat cannot relax just yet.

2) I seem to have mistaken a hoard of murderous sea demons for the cast of SpongeBob SquarePants. An easy mistake to make I am sure you will agree.

3) An addendum. Kit and the younger Blackthorns received a free trip to London, while fleeing for their lives.

4) A minor typo. Please replace the words “family reunion” with “public execution.” Really anyone could confuse an attempted filicide with a family gathering.

5) A clarification: Mark’s half brother and his mother’s sister are now closer, in terms of physical space.

So perhaps the day has not been as kind to our heroes as it first appeared, but that’s no reason to lose your head.