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Tao rapping Nelly’s Dilemma 

orginal lyrics:

check it, check it, check it, uhh I met this chick and she just moved right up the block from me and uhh, she got the hots for me the finest thing my hood did see but oh no, oh no, she gotta a man and a son, doh’ohhh, but that’s okay cause I, wait for my cue and just listen, play my position like a shortstop, pick up e’rything mami hittin and in no time..

what fans think tao is rapping:

I made this chicken she just moo right out the buff for me and she got the husk for me the fronter seat my hole din’t zip up oh no, no.. she got a mare and the sound tow, oh but that’s okay cause uh before my queue I just listen balloon my position like a show star big girl earl the Mummy Haydey and in no time…

Exo K during halloween | Credit; fiftyshades-of-lay

Kai: Oh my God do you think the girls living in our neighborhood would dress up as nurses and stuff? *Nosebleed*

D.O: I think I'm gonna be an owl for Halloween, what do you think Chanyeol?

Chanyeol: I don't know about you but I'm definitely going with the crazy drug dealer.

Baekhyun: A drug dealer? No wonder you always look like you're on crack.

Suho: Now kids, I was thinking that you should dress up as lil angels since I'm your guardia-

Sehun: No. Shut up, peasant.