I LOVE GARLIC - Tumblr Posts

6 years ago

Me seasoning my popcorn: Lets drizzle on some butter, shake that big honking container of granulated/powered garlic over the bowl several times, then shake the salt shaker over the bowl once or twice, mix up the popcorn and repeat until the butter is gone.

Someone cooking steak or hamburgers: how do you want yours?

Me: Kill it with garlic and a little salt.

Someone seeing me adding more garlic to my steak: Wasn’t dead enough for you?

Me: Nope.

Me tasting any food that I have prepared for a meal: It tastes a little bland; should I add anything else to it?

The Taste Tester: Tastes fine to me.

Me: Should I add more garlic or a little more salt?

Them: It’s good but maybe a little more salt will bring out the other flavors.

we would be so lost without garlic


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