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Various Dating Sebastian Solace Headcannons
He loves to kiss you more than anything, loves to be loved honestly
Please touch him, he hasn’t been touched in so long
He’s got a fascination with scars, any old scars that you let him see he will absolutely trace with his fingers
Mildly obsessive, 100% possessive, he doesn’t really like the idea of sharing you or letting other people flirt with you
Insecurity is the root of it mostly, who would choose a massive fish monster over any average human? Let alone an attractive one.
He tries to make light of his insecurities with jokes but know that he is genuinely concerned he isn’t attractive enough for you. He plays it up like he thinks he’s the hottest man alive…
He doesn’t.
Very playful and makes tons of jokes about lots of things, dark humor to cope included
Once asked if you were a monster fucker, leaned in real close so you could look into his eyes properly
Grinned because he already knew the answer
He doesn’t like being flirted with by other people unless this means he’s getting something out of them, flirting to get more data is not above him
He knows some of the sick freaks down here look at him funny, and though he doesn’t know why, he wont stop them if it gets him something he needs
Never be scared of him leaving you, he’s got attachment issues and trust issues. You’re practically half his heart.
You better be able to handle being pawed at. Maybe not a ton but he likes to grab at thigh, chest, hip, anywhere that has the most meat. He’s got favorites depending on exactly how you’re built
If you’re on the thin side, he wants to squeeze your hips or waist to feel like he’s got a firm grip on you
If you’re on the average side, he prefers anywhere he can see the most pudge, stomach included
If you’re on the chubby side, he absolutely loves your thighs as it’s the easiest thing to grab for
He only squeezes and bites you when he’s fully comfortable, and would be happy to accept the same
Leave marks. He’d like that.
He doesn’t grab things off shelves for you unless he’s in a hurry or in front of other people
He prefers to pick you up and lift you to whatever you’re trying to grab…he has a habit of not letting you go after though so be careful
He does have a sex drive, he’s just not super open about it…again, insecurities
He doesn’t exactly have a human dick anymore you know
He’s got female anglerfish DNA too…so he also has pussy just cuz I feel like he should.
Yes he struggles with the idea of you being disgusted by that, he had some body issues for a while over it too
Honestly thinks you’d be disgusted with him if you wanted to sleep with him, so he’ll never bring it up and he’ll be nervously avoidant about the topic
Plus, he’s practically twice your size! That probably wouldn’t be fun for you at all anyway
All in all, insecure but loyal and quietly loving. He’s still rude and honestly? Most people would probably tell you to leave that guy. Definitely not the brand of man you wanna bring home to mama
But he’s in love with you. Genuinely. Hopefully that’s all you need from him