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It’s very funny seeing a comment say that I myself have never had sex before (even tho I have and I still do lmao) when I am one of the few Mortal Kombat fanfic writers (or just fanfic writers period) that creates accurate smut.

I can’t believe I have to explain this but I will.

For one, when you people write smut (when it’s a full out scene) you people don’t ever write the man doing foreplay for the woman. You just jump straight into sex and if you knew anything about being a woman when having sex is you have to do some kind of foreplay usually so the woman will be wet enough. That way it’s easier for the man to slip into you. If you just jump straight into it (and you’re not wet at all) 1, it’s going to hurt like hell. 2, it will actually hurt the man if you’re too tight. 3, it’s just a very awkward and uncomfortable feeling.

For two, if you’re writing a virgin it will probably hurt like hell if they’re having sex for the first time. Like a lot. I’m only speaking from experience on this one but it was literally the worst night of my life. It was not only uncomfortable but embarrassing and I don’t wish that feeling on anyone. That doesn’t go for every woman for their first time but it does happen.

For third, you think that the woman is suppose to be excessively tight for the man. No. Absolutely not. When a woman feels “loose” that means she’s turned on and is enjoying it. If you are that tight then your body or you are uncomfortable. Also, if you are too tight, you will actually hurt the man.

The list could really go on but yeah. I’m not saying I’m the best writer in the world or I’m the best smut writer I’m just saying me compared to a lot of y’all? Be serious.

And there’s nothing wrong with being a virgin writing out drabbles like that. I was just saying all this to prove a point that with most of y’all, I can tell if you never had sex before because of how you write it. Lmao