I Only Work Retail - Tumblr Posts

I carry 3 ocs and 30 relatable characters in my back pocket for this reason.

my narc brain loves to fantasise about people making edits of me and everyone who sees them falling deep into a sense of adoration for the very way i am perceived.

i have a deep need to be idolised.

Me at the first customer.

me at the job i begged god for

Don’t make them restock umbrellas.

They forced the most anxious goat in the world to work retail 😖💦

This is why I’m scared to seek another job. I’m doing so “well” with what I have…

Uncertain feelings in uncertain times after 5 months of being unemployed with no end in sight

Working in retail and seeing the “wow, small world” scenes play out every week makes me smile….

Wait, I hear a toddler screaming again. Ow my ears.

I swear to FUCK!

*kicks over trash bin* WHO THE FUCK DECIDED THAT POP QUIZES SHOULD BE WHAT WE START RETAIL WORK!?

*Spoilers, my job*

Because those who make minimum wage are the only faces people can see.