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“The first Aegon took Westeros without eunuchs,” said Lysono Maar. “Why shouldn’t the sixth Aegon do the same?” BECAUSE HE HAD DRAGONS, SMARTY PANTS. THAT THING THAT Y’ALL ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WAITING ON DANY FOR! FAEGON DOESN’T HAVE ANY OF THAT. 

Why is Harry the only smart one here?

“ Griff had heard enough of the captain-general’s cowardice. “We will not be alone. Dorne will join us, must join us. Prince Aegon is Elia’s son as well as Rhaegar’s.” What do y’all think will happen when its found out that Faegon is fake? The Dornish will be BEYOND PISSED. This is gonna be good.

“That’s so,” the boy said, “and who is there left in Westeros to oppose us? A woman.”  *Sighs* Faegon is not winning me over in ANY capacity.

“ “The plan was to reveal Prince Aegon only when we reached Queen Daenerys,” Lemore was saying.” Good that you called her by her proper title.

“That was when we believed the girl was coming west. Our dragon queen has burned that plan to ash, and thanks to that fat fool in Pentos, we have grasped the she-dragon by the tail and burned our fingers to the bone.” As she should. Grasp anywhere else that belongs to the she-dragon and she’ll burn the rest of you, Griff.

“Illyrio could not have been expected to know that the girl would choose to remain at Slaver’s Bay.” Dany burning Illyrio’s plans is what we like to see in this house.