I Would Die For Empress - Tumblr Posts

I love how when people introduce their cats they're always like "this is Empress. She's my beautiful daughter and has many a suitor. Sometimes I cook her whole meals to eat and leave the burnt parts and scraps for myself." And then they turn around to their other cat and go "this is Spoingus. I once had to catch him mid-air as he tried to jump onto a flaming grill. We don't know why he's like this but our working theory is that he's stupid"