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Billy Batson & Bruce Wayne

I think it would be cool if Billy and Bruce pretended to be father and son instead of actually being one.

I think this would happen some time after Bruce finds out who Captain Marvel is.

On one of Billy's school trips to Gotham, funded by Bruce Wayne, and in yet another investigation to see why there are dangerous magical items that always go to Gotham

Billy finds a way to disappear from the group, and goes to the agreed place for Bruce to take him to the store.

The trip to the store went smoothly, the magical item was safely recovered and now it was time to get back to their proper tasks... or so they thought.

because Bruce Wayne was seen not only walking the streets of Gotham, but with an unknown child.

It would be easy for Bruce to simply get out of this situation by getting in his car and driving away, but Billy decided to get back at Batman for snooping around in his life.

Then in the greatest act Billy has ever done, he grabs Bruce's expensive suit and says, "We have to get back quick, Mommy's waiting at home."

After that, all the news channels go crazy with the "information" that Bruce Wayne has another biological son and a wife, could it be the same mother as Damien? Could it be someone else? Since all the information about little Billy comes from Fawcett, that Billy works at Radio Whiz, that he lived on the streets and that he went through foster homes.

It was reported in the newspapers that Bruce Wayne has a biological son, and that he was with a woman from Fawcett.

Now Bruce is in trouble with a bunch of journalists trying to find out who is whose wife, the mother of his supposed son, and worst of all Bruce can't adopt Billy because after all these years alone he managed to be emancipated, he only lives with Uncle Dudley because he wants to.

Dick is laughing his head off at the whole situation.

Jason is bugging Bruce about this.

Tim is creating false information about this just because it's funny.

Damien is tipping his hat to Billy for his excellent play (not that he'll admit it).

And Alfred is as ever, unfazed, yet amused about this relationship they have created. Obviously Alfred has prepared a room for William.