If Circumstances Allowed Gideon Would've Had Such A Hard Time - Tumblr Posts

spookyscaryfox
2 years ago

Imagine: You’re Gideon Nav, absolute hottie and 18-year-old lesbian horndog extraordinaire. You’ve spent your entire life stranded on a backwater planet where the only other girl anywhere near your age is terrible. Just the worst. Literally your only romance option is your arch-nemesis whom you hate, who hates you, and who — to top it off — looks like an evil stick, so she can’t even make up for being the worst human being you’ve ever met (apart from Marshall Crux... or maybe even including Crux; depends on the day) by being eye candy. The pickings are beyond slim, is what I’m saying.

Eighteen years of dealing with that shit before you get to go out into the (relatively) wider world, meet some new people, and confirm your suspicions that you’re a stone cold fox, because check it out! These hot girls seem into in you! Finally, things are looking up for Gideon Nav.

Except.

Except.

None of that even matters anymore because it turns out that Evil Stick? Kind of your type.

How fucking unfair is that?

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gideon nav deserves some kind of medal for just rolling with it instead of screaming for a couple of hours in incoherent rage once she realized but that might just be waiting for atn since let’s be real gideon’s still a lot in denial about how much she wants to kiss harrow’s stupid pointy face (as soon as she can stuff harrow back into her body and ideally return to her own body too) since it is both creep behaviour and physically impossible for gideon to kiss harrow’s stupid face when harrow’s gone and taken a leave of absence from her body <prev tags jeez if circumstances allowed gideon would've had such a hard time reconciling the fact that THERE ARE PEOPLE ATTRACTED TO HER YET GIDEON'S HEART WANTS EVIL STICK WITH NO ASS she's allowed at least one war crime bcs of this
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