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⚠️•⟨WARNING⟩•⚠️ 16+ Fighting a raccoon... Crack
Gilbert - Is stunned when you throw yourself onto the ground, Successfully crushing the Raccoon underneath you. The raccoon hisses and fights against you. It scratches your wrists with its sharp claws, and you retaliate by punching it with all your drunken might. You curse and hit the Raccoon while Gilbert races towards you. "GIVE ME MY FUCKING WORMS, YOU BITCH" You scream at the damned thing. The raccoon glares at you with a fiery hatred in its eyes before it bites the package of gummy worms. You gasp audibly as your opponent takes out one of YOUR gummy worms and eats it. You take your shoe off, Preparing to beat that pest to a pulp, but Gilbert grabs you. "Little bunny, you shouldn't pick fights with wild animals." He tells you.
You throw your shoe at the raccoon, hitting it square in the face before Gilbert picks you up and carries you away from your fighting grounds. The raccoon gives you the biggest shit-eating grin you have ever seen, and you curse at it.
"He took my worms!" You hissed as Gilbert sat you down on a bench to inspect your wounds. He's not even sure what to say, so he remains quiet.
He's never seen someone punching and kicking a raccoon while drunk before. "The next time I see him, I'll make him eat Clavis' dick." You mutter angrily, and Gilbert laughs at that last part. "I'll have to warn my friend to be careful."
Rio - Screeches so loud that he gets the attention of all the people in the open bar. OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
You have the raccoon in a chokehold, and the poor thing looks ready to pass out. Rio snatches the raccoon right out of your arms, The annoying little shit coming right back to attack him. "OW OW OW!" Rio yelps in pain as the raccoon bites his leg. You tug on the raccoon's tail, pulling that motherfucker back for a fight. Not only did he steal your gummy worms, but he also attacked YOUR Rio. You grab that little bitch by its legs and slam it against the ground. The raccoon shrieks in pain as you wrestle it. "MC, PLEASE STOP!!!" Rio begs, Pulling you by the arms until you slowly get up, Still swaying from side to side because of the heavy alcohol in your system. "Where are my gummy worms?" You ask Rio. The two of you look around for them until you finally spot them- In the paws of the raccoon...
The annoying thing shakes its ass as a way to say "Fuck you, loser!" before running off with your gummies... Tears fill your eyes as you bury your face in Rio's neck, Feeling shameful to have lost a battle to a chunky little raccoon. Rio hugs you before he begins fretting over you and asking if you're hurt, "The only thing that's hurt is my pride!" You sobbed, "And my arms too..."
Keith 2.0 - Okay. What the fuck are you doing- He cannot believe his eyes when he sees you stumble and chase after a Raccoon. He rushes over quickly to pull you and the raccoon apart.
The Raccoon, irritated and aggressive hisses at you when you snatch your pack of gummies away and call him a pussy. Keith picks you up, and the annoying little thing snatches the package right back. You kick and scream at Keith to let you go. This is YOUR fight and you're not losing it. Especially not to that fat little bitch with untrimmed nails. You hit it one last time before it quickly bites Keith's leg. He grabs it by the scruff of its neck and yeets your opponent Raccoon while it's still clutching the gummy worms it stole from you in its paws. The raccoon looks back at you and gives you the middle finger before running away. Keith quickly gets you into a carriage, where you cry about your gummy worms. He notes that the raccoon roughed you up a little, but it's nothing too serious. He'll bring you to the physician.
He pets your head in amusement as you curse the animal, calling it all kinds of names and complaining about how you would have kicked its ass if Keith hadn't intervened.
He kisses your forehead, Offering to buy you new gummy worms and boxing gloves for the next raccoon that shows up. Keith laughs at the way your eyes twinkle at the last part. He promises not to bully you until you're sober and tells you to get some rest.