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House of Fëanor
Fëanor = Sex with Fëanor, Dating Fëanor
Maedhros = Sex with Maedhros and Fingon
Maglor = Sex with Maglor
Celegorm = Sex with Celegorm
Caranthir = Sex with Caranthir
Curufin = Sex with Curufin
Amrod =
Amras =
Clebrimbor = Sex with Celebrimbor
House of Fingolfin
Fingolfin = Sex with Fingolfin
Fingon = Sex with Maedhros and Fingon
Turgon = Sex with Turgon
Aredhel = Sex with Aredhel
Argon =
Idril =
House of Finarfin
Finarfin = Sex with Finarfin
Finrod = Sex with Finrod
Angrod =
Aegnor =
Galadriel =
Imladris
Elrond = Sex with Elrond
Celebrían =
Erestor =
Elladan =
Elrohir =
Lindir =
Arwen =
Lords of Gondolin
Glorfindel = Sex with Glorfindel
Ecthelion = Sex with Ecthelion
Penlod =
Rog = Dating Rog
Salgant =
Galdor =
Egalmoth =
Maeglin =
Others
Finwë = Sex with Finwë


House of Fëanor
Fëanor = Overwhelming Love
Maedhros =
Maglor = Yearn and Ache
Celegorm =
Caranthir = Sweetheart
Curufin =
Amrod =
Amras =
Celebrimbor = Safe And Sound
House of Fingolfin
Fingolfin =
Fingon =
Turgon =
Aredhel =
Argon =
Idril =
House of Finarfin
Finarfin = Bundle of joy
Finrod =
Angrod =
Aegnor =
Galadriel =
Imladris
Elrond =
Celebrían =
Erestor =
Elladan =
Elrohir =
Lindir =
Arwen =
Lords of Gondolin
Glorfindel = Haunted
Ecthelion =
Penlod =
Rog =
Salgant =
Galdor =
Egalmoth =
Maeglin =
Others
Finwë =
What we know about everyone’s powers so far in season 4:
Luther - eventually becomes big again (may or may not be monke)
Diego - still out here throwing knives, how it relates to his power remains uncertain
Allison - voice-modulated telekinesis or force generation, maybe? she can at least throw people by screaming
Klaus - might have to do with seances and the dead? also a decent chance that he can levitate based on the teaser
Five - spatial jumps seem to work normally, but are purple. I doubt he can time travel with the timeline all wonky (that’s where the subway comes in, I presume)
Ben - tentacles come out of his back instead of his front. also worth noting that he’s going to cause the apocalypse, and there’s orange stuff under his skin
Viktor - orange powers that look firey (might be his regular powers turned orange and firey, or may just be fire powers - my assumption is a combination of both)
Lila - laser eyeballs????
Sloane - we know nothing
And now, the collection of English (and some Spanish) words I find funny (in no particular order):
Buddy 😸
Durum 🥙 🌯
Bastard 🤬🤬🤬
Ouchies! 😿
Floaty 🛟
Mascara 💄
Yuyu 😵💫🫨