I'm A Hot Mess - Tumblr Posts

Fun times at work

Me: Yesterday I was super bored so I just started to randomly meow. I did it so much I forgot I was doing it and I meowed in the back hallway and some lady looked at me like I was insane. It was hilarious.

Manager B: You are the only person I know that would find joy in someone looking at you like you were insane and I love it.

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Me: Pancakes, pancakes, pancakes

Manager T: Are you saying pancakes over and over

Me: Yes, it's breakfast and a sandwich day, I get pancakes today.

Manager T: You mean brunch?

Me: No, it's not brunch. Brunch is breakfast and lunch, they only have breakfast foods and a chicken sandwich. Therefore it's breakfast and a sandwich day.

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Me: *comes in from nowhere* Fun fact, if you have a tattoo you are safe from cannibals. Apparently the ink makes our meat taste gross.

Manager T: *struggling not to laugh* Geez where do you find this stuff?

Me: No idea

Coworker S: *who just rolls with anything I say* I want a tattoo, but I don't want it to hurt.

Me: I barely felt it when I got mine done.

Manager T: You also have an insane pain tolerance!

Me: ... No one has ever had that reaction.

Coworker S: You dislocated your shoulder and it just mildly annoyed you.

Me: Well you're not wrong.