I'm As Smart As An Orange Cat - Tumblr Posts

people say im "smart" and "have common sense"

and sometimes im fooled into thinking it too

but then i do something and the realization that i drink *exclusively* dumb bitch juice hits me like a truck

the latest? for like three (3) years i would wear my favorite earrings, but i couldn't wear them for long because my lobe would feel really warm and swollen. i thought it was because those earrings were what made me start wearing earrings again and maybe my ears weren't used to it, or maybe they were just a little too tight

it wasn't until i was bitching about it to my coworker about it when she was like,,, babe you're allergic to the metal