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LMAOOOOO THIS IS IS INCREDIBLE

will graham

sorry hannibal he’s going to the pink pony club

hannah I know you requested this

@wr4thofthelambs

Honestly judging by this:

I wouldn't be surprised if Ghost's pick up line would be something like this:

"If you were a fruit you'd be the sweetest strawberry, and if you were a vegetable I'd visit you at the hospital."

I had a dream where in god games Apollo asked Athena for Odysseus’s kidney since he was the god of medicine and she was just like. Yeah bet. Anyways it’d be kinda funny if Odysseus woke up to Hermes one day like

“Yo, Odysseus, you can leave under one condition.”

“What? What is it? I’ll do anything?”

“…”

“Is it my”

“It’s your kidney, yeah”