I'm Not Even Into Steven Universe But I Get Puns And Double Entendres Even If They Are Obscure - Tumblr Posts
8 years ago
inorganicpearl:
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mega-madridista-4-life:
vibrabones:
man, i sure love how flat-chested pearl is

just look at how

flat-chested she is

how she doesn’t have noticeable/average-sized boobs

it’s pretty great

look at how cute and happy and flat-chested she is,

it’s almost like a feminine character can be portrayed as pretty or even “hot” (according to mayor dewey) without having noticeable breasts
but nah, let’s keep pretending pearl has b-cup/larger boobs
Well that’s because

ROCK JOKES ARE JOKES I CAN GET BEHIND
PEARLS ARENT EVEN ROCKS
OYSTER-BOOGER JOKES ARE JOKES I CAN GET BEHIND*
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