I'm Not Even Into Steven Universe But I Get Puns And Double Entendres Even If They Are Obscure - Tumblr Posts

inorganicpearl:

zzazu:

mega-madridista-4-life:

vibrabones:

man, i sure love how flat-chested pearl is

just look at how

flat-chested she is

how she doesn’t have noticeable/average-sized boobs

it’s pretty great

look at how cute and happy and flat-chested she is,

it’s almost like a feminine character can be portrayed as pretty or even “hot” (according to mayor dewey) without having noticeable breasts

but nah, let’s keep pretending pearl has b-cup/larger boobs

Well that’s because

ROCK JOKES ARE JOKES I CAN GET BEHIND

PEARLS ARENT EVEN ROCKS

OYSTER-BOOGER JOKES ARE JOKES I CAN GET BEHIND*