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If I traveled to Italy and entered a genuine pizzeria, sat myself down, unzipped my purse and pulled out a bottle of Hidden Valley ranch, do you suppose the Italians would swarm for the kill immediately or would they outsource it to the Italian mafia
dear people with OCD: the next time you have spiraling & intrusive thoughts, what-ifs, or catastrophizing scenarios, I am sending a cardigan-wearing 46-year old NYU professor directly into your brain and he says "Aaaaand scene!!!" and he claps his hands slowly. and he says "Wow. Wow. Powerful stuff. Evocative imagery. A little bit post-modern, a little bit hysterical realism in the vein of Don Delilo but let's pause right here." and you will recognize your thoughts as a perplexing avant-garde film shown to an audience of 15 liberal arts students who are now trying to get a good grade and sleep with their professor.
trying to observe beautiful nature but all I can think of is how many cups and spoons this tree can give me
Fanfiction is awesome because you can watch your otp fall in love a thousands times , in a thousand different ways
still thinking about "decolonising" missionary work.
the way you decolonise missionary work is by not doing missionary work
the way you decolonise missionaries is like this:
not to Discourse but I’m a cis man and my partner is an afab enby and if you call us a “straight couple” I will personally come to your house tie you to a chair and make you listen to a podcast about gender identity on endless repeat
This will never not be funny to me.
Concept: Depressing dystopian factory where everything is gray and samey and the workers are called by their employee numbers by an ominous deep voice.
But it's a really great place to work with high salaries, excellent benefits, and a flexible working schedule with plenty of paid leave. They just like the dystopian aesthetic.
Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?
WIP. Pretty sure I invented a new music genre today so I get to name it. I am calling it yarble-core. It yarbles. To make yarble-core you need to make it yarble.
New fun little shit!!!! FUN SHIT!
Soundcloud Link
SPOTIFY SOON
Hey, would you consider making more jungle/breakcore music like Lots of sounds? Literally one of my favourite tracks of all time
BOY do I have A LOT of breakbeat and breakcore coming soon.. lucky fella. I'll give u a teeny-beeny preview of one
All parts of my Fizzy memes series, linked.
As the list keeps getting longer, it's become a pain to update the posts with the newest part and I know it will become even more stressful when it gets even longer. As such, this post will be linked to the series instead and this post will be updated with the parts.
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oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
Reblog if you think trans women:
A. Are women
B. Can be lesbians
Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom