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But i've never been to one

Scott: for never was a story of more woe than this of Martyn trying to pass bioengineering and his poor prof

Martyn: Ren is not poor

Scott: ah yes when he has such a shiny rock like you

Martyn: IM NOT A SHINY ROCK

Scott: but you are as stubborn and stupid. and pretty.

Scott: can you please just pass it. just please. you cant go to retakes forever.

Martyn: i can

Scott: you just want to meet him once again

Martyn: aaaa not true

Scott: please he will still be our teacher PASS THE EX

Scott: one more second and I'll kill you

Martyn: awwww I love you too

Scott: read. the paragraph.

Martyn: I can recite it by heart already.

Scott: SO GO ON.

Martyn:

Scott: no

Martyn: I didnt even-

Scott: no

Martyn: oh, come on!

Scott: I won't help you study for your exam again.

Martyn: ):

Scott: I'm serious

Martyn: )))):

Scott: you're coming. you pass the exam.

Martyn: I disagree-

Scott: PASS THE EXAM, make Ren happy, and then figure it all out. By yourself.

Martyn: I completely disagree

Scott: BY YOURSELF

Scott: you're incorrigible

Martyn: I try

Scott: please stop tormenting me or I'll go to Cleo tonight

Martyn: she won't let you in

Scott: to Pearl

Martyn: she especially won’t let you in

Scott: to Jimmy

Martyn: oh god, you don't love me that much?

Scott:

Martyn: It was a joke. I love Jimmy too.

Scott: Of the two of us, I'm the gay one and you're the disgrace.

It was the last one party on the earth when Martyn passed the fucking exam. They even invited Ren — who was actually really happy to drink with his students.

Maybe Ren and Martyn kissed. As a treat. I dont know a was dead drunk that night.

Either what or 30 day meditation work out haha

I used to be REAL MAGIC GUYS but I've grown as a person and properly researched and do fg used things out for myself etc

And I'm still figuring things out :3

Tag yourself I’m what

I made this because people have been leaving the therian community or just complaining about the hot mess that it is at the moment, and I felt that we should all just take a moment to laugh at ourselves! This isn’t meant to be offensive.