IN MY DEFENSE - Tumblr Posts
LOSER!!!
Everyone let’s thank @theelmoarchive for showing me this series
Tell me you’re a writer, without telling me you’re a writer.
Me (watching a horror movie): I wonder how the author described that tree in the novel…
I was watching Good Omens and drew a pomegranate bc I got my myths/religions confused so here's that:
Really? Why did nobody tell me about this fic? I know I've never liked first person point of view stories, but this fic makes me take back everything about that. I love it! Really, I'm actually pissed that no one told me about. I finished it all last night and felt the urge to make this. Really y'all should go and read it like right now!
Big Time Criminal by KoganSlogan.
brindleton bay folk 1/?
ok ive decided the 3408275874532043 neopronouns feel more embaressing than the kinlist
me when fated soulmates
Sorry that’s mb yall i did have to ask if I could swear in the tags once 😓
playing spot the newcomer is easy because they’re the mfs who censor everything
Seduces you with cheese
Based on real life conversation.
He knows plenty that I avoid watching live action with gore/horror theme, so while his intention was likely playful, as most friends do when they tease each other, I wasn't feeling particularly patient and happy at the time that I bluntly responded as such.
I am very, very transparent about my opinions of the genocide in Gaza, West Bank, Palestine, Lebanon, etc., and so, I do apologize if I make anyone uncomfortable. But I have no intention of stopping anytime soon. In fact, getting shadow banned, or having my post and story removed for spreading awareness, or getting interesting messages in my inbox, is just spurring me to share more content regarding the massacre and ethnic cleansing the occupiers are doing. I have no intention to keep silent, so kindly unfollow me if this isn't what you're signing yourself up for. Thank you 💖
This Monday has started on a quite rocky beginning for me 😂💦
But anyway! Free Palestine! 🇵🇸🍉❤️
WiFi Repairman: I'm going to need you to unplug your TV.
Me: How do I do that?
WiFi Repairman: ...
WiFi Repairman: You know what, I'm going to give you a new modem.
got called a Bitch on my driving lesson today
My housemate's strawberries that she left in the fridge to rot, a haiku
I’m sorry, but you Were gone away for two weeks. Yeah, I ate the fruit.
RHADA ??? ToT
i don't know what you want me to say about this. it was a dissociative state or something. that's my excuse.
me when the guard had to wheel me out of the school in a wheelchair and i couldnt stop farting
This is so me going through wikiHow "how to kiss" 3 months ago
i love when these teenagers google the lamest shit like pleaaaase you're too funny
wanted to finish up the lineart for that other piece because i need to be crying profusely to johnny cash to get the mood right but i wound up doing a completely different quick thing because I was too distracted crying profusely to johnny cash to work on the first one and now i’m crying and technically got nothing done c'est la fricking vie i guess
