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so bECAUSE OF THE UPDATE I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT UPDATED??!?” AND THEN HE READ THE UPDATE ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT HUSSIE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD
i think sam should be in charge of organising dean & cas' wedding
he sends out invites that look like this:
angsty timeskip!octogoblin my beloved
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Dirty Laundry is one of my all time favorite fics from any fandom, I highly recommend for my fellow klancers!!!
Klance Fanfic Recs No One Asked For
One Wheel Short - “Sometimes, I think the universe would be a lot better off without Lance McClain.” So we see how it looks.
Tags: Angsty, Character Death But It’s Just Lance, You Will Cry, Canon Divergent
Word Count: 234,645
Foreign Scenes - Lance finally goes through his dream trip abroad, and he meets someone who wants to see the same places he’s been wishing to see for years. Keith is trying to take pictures, and this random guy really likes to bother him.
Tags: Traveling AU, Slow-Burn, Strangers to Lovers
Word Count: 110,581
Call Me, Beep Me - Where Lance is given the wrong number by a pretty girl, and instead meets a pretty boy.
Tags: Wrong Number AU, Texting, Minor Shallura
Word Count: 85,591
Shake the Disease - Keith and Lance have to help a planet with an infectious disease, and they end up needing to quarantine. Cuteness ensues.
Tags: Minor Character Death, Sickfic, Mutual Pinning, Canon Divergent, Quarantine
Word Count: 55,390
Lilac Sweet - After a breach of trust in Lance with the team, the paladin is captured and kept not exactly held hostage by Lotor. The Galra happens to fall for him. With Lance, it’s… more complicated than that.
Tags: Drug Abuse, Sexual Abuse, Mutual Pining, Canon Divergent, Toxic Relationships (romantic and otherwise), and Langst
Word Count: 348,998
Hot Singles In Your Area - Lance falls in love with a sex line operator. Keith can’t help falling in love too.
Tags: Wrong Number AU, Smut, Phone Sex, Literally One Of My Favorite Ones
Word Count: 31,663
Like A Second Heart - After Lance loses his memory of the past couple of years, the team comes together, Keith included, to help Lance figure out everything he lost.
Tags: Memory Loss, Hurt/Comfort, Canon Divergent
Word Count: 20,958
Hearts Don’t Break Around Here - Being best friends with Lance McClain isn’t easy. Particularly when you’re falling in love with him.
Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Childhood Friends AU, This One’s A Banger
Word Count: 135,555
Homesick Space Camp - After weeks of being an asshole, Lance realizes it might be time to grow up. But then he and Keith kinda get stuck being faked married and you know, it gets hard after that.
Tags: Fake Relationship, Canon Divergent, Action, Political Intrigue, I Loved This One
Word Count: 74,280
Dirty Laundry - After lying to his family about who he’s bringing home, Lance figures that the best he can do is keep the lie, and the best deal he could come up with is brought up.
“Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?”
Somehow, Keith says yes.
Tags: Fake Dating, AU, Light Hurt/Lot of Comfort
Word Count: 85,046
Lion Chain: Anthology - After the death of his work partner and friend, Keith returns to the funeral of Miguel Sánchez. There he meets Lance, Miguel’s younger brother, and starts thinking maybe he’d been correct all along. The two of them could become forever.
Tags: Military!AU, Slow Burn, Strangers to Friends to Lovers, Smut, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort
Word Count: 574,268
something just like this - Keith decides to be a counselor at camp Voltron and Lance really doesn’t like the Red cabin.
Tags: Smut, Fluff, Basically No Angst, Camp!AU
Word Count: 58,800
Drummer Boy - Keith is a drummer at a local bar Lance visits, and his eyes meet with ocean blue. Lance might not be completely straight, after all.
Tags: SMUT, Strangers to Friends to Lovers, Explicit Content, Slow Burn, College!AU Word Count: 50,188
And I’ll Form the Heart - Keith is writing Voltron, a fantasy novel that explores an intergalactic war. Problem? He can’t figure out the romance in it for the life of him. Lance thinks all he needs is a wingman to discover the real world first. We watch it all unfold.
Tags: College!AU, Lance Is A Wingman, Keith Is Oblivious, They’re Gay
Word Count: 65,747
Smokey the Bear Has Nothing On You - Keith, a firefighter, is reunited with his old crush/rival, Lance McClain, in Altea Elementary’s Safety day.
Tags: Firefighter!Keith, Teacher!Lance, Fluff Word Count: 50,831
This may just be the aroace in me, but there's something about the dynamic of queerplatonic macnacross that just speaks to me, you know?