Incorrect Bl Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Chay: I hate it when old people at weddings always poke me and say "you're next"
Chay: So I started doing that to them at funerals :)
Porsche: That's ... not how i raised you
Pete: If you were offered 50,000,but the person you hate the most gets 100,000 would you still take it?
Vegas: Yes, who wouldn't want 150,000?
Pete: Vegas, no
Tankhun: Kim, are you ignoring Chay?
Kim: I'm playing hard to get
Tankhun: Why would you do that? You're already hard to want
Kinn: When you lose something, it actually helps to say the name of the thing you're looking for
Vegas: Dignity
Porchay: Innocence
Macau: Kinn's wallet
Porsche patting Kinn on the back: at the end of the day we are all human beans
Tankhun : and together we will rice
Pete : lettuce pray
Chay : Ramen.
Kim : I'm a stone-cold killer. Nothing has ever gotten to me. I'd like to see you try and make me feel a single thing.
Khun : Yesterday Chay told me that he didn't like you very much.
Kim : *voice breaking* Oh, he did?
*A rare family dinner where everyone is gathered even Kim after the Kimchay breakup , minus Korn*
Chay notices Kim looking in his direction with a strange look : Kim why do you look so constipated?
Kim : so WHAT now?
Chay : You look constipated, do you need a laxative or something?
Kim : I'm NOT constipated
Chay : you sure?
Vegas trying and failing to hold back his laugh: That's true cousin you do look a bit constipated
Khun giggling : he does look constipated doesn't he Porsche?
Porsche wheezing :Y-you-re s-so right
Kim : I'M NOT *he got interrupted by loud laughter from the people at the table. The bodyguards who were in that room were trying and failing miserably not to laugh. Macau who was laughing so hard at this point, lost his balance and fell from his chair*
Vegas torturing a guy while Pete stands next to him helping him(?):
Pete: Do you need another pair of gloves?
Vegas: Yes, please.
*Vegas changes his blood-covered gloves and gives Pete a soft smile*
Vegas: I’m almost done here
Pete: It’s alright, take your time :) *smiles nonchalantly*
*Vegas gets lost in Pete’s smile for long seconds*
The guy being tortured: Can I…?
Vegas: Shut the fuck up! We’re having a moment here. Can’t you see it??!
Waiter: Are you two a couple?
Pete: No we-
Porsche: Is there a discount?
Waiter: 10% off dessert.
Porsche and Pete in unison: Yes, we’re a couple.
Macau: Hey, Pete, would you do me the honor of becoming my brother-in-law?
Pete: Did you just propose to me for Vegas
Macau:
Vegas:
Pete:
Macau: Someone had to do it.
Macau: Take him, please, I’m not sure I can convince another sucker that Vegas is husband material.
Vegas: I'm on top of the world!
Pete: Actually, you're on top of me...
Vegas, grinning: I know. You are my world.
Pete: *Blushes*
Pete: Why would you think any of this was a good idea? Vegas: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. Pete: Vegas: I don't know how you keep forgetting this.