Incorrect Frus Quotes - Tumblr Posts

hyper-somnia
5 years ago

USA: France, your hand is on my ass.

France: Oh sorry, it was an accident.

USA: ...

USA: Your hand is still on my ass.

France: It’s still an accident.

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hyper-somnia
5 years ago

USA: Babe, come over.

France: Can’t. I’m burying a body.

USA: My father isn’t home.

France: I know.

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