Incorrect Kamen Rider Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Sento: How did you break your leg? Banjou: Do you see those porch stairs? Sento: Yes. Banjou: I didn't.

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Sento, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks. Banjou: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

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